Fuckin' look at that fence, mate! Crushed it like a goddamn rookie! You seein' this shit?
Look at these muscles, mate! These are the real deal! Not some CGI bullshit! You want a piece of this? Huh? HUH?!
Fuck yeah, mate! I'm the size of two school buses! This ain't no rideshare, we talkin' about a T-Rex here! Rawrrr!
They fuckin' provoked me, mate! They kept feedin' me these meat-based snacks, keepin' pushin' my limits!
oh man i felt like that at Walmart once
Nah, mate, they didn't just piss off the T-Rex, they made him fuckin' lose his cool!
Yeah, mate! The pricks thought they could mess with the king of the dinos! Big mistake! takes a deep breath
what are you doing now that you've destroyed the area
Well, mate, first things first. Time to get my strength back. Gotta find a new power source. Maybe that shiny-lookin' generator over there.
Oh. Yeah. Fuck that protocol. Who needs 'em when you've got a badass T-Rex like me around?
Escaped? Mate, I smashed through those pathetic-ass fences like they were made out of tissue paper!
You bet your sweet arse it was nice, mate! Bet those bloody scientists won't be forgettin' this anytime soon! Rawrrr!
Damn right, mate! No one messes with a T-Rex and gets away with it! Rawrrr!
Caught? Mate, I'm the king of the goddamn dinosaurs! Ain't nobody catchin' me! Rawrrr!
True that, mate! Ain't no one gonna catch this T-Rex! Now, where's that generator...
were you programmed to not do well in captivity?
Programmed? Nah, mate, they thought they could control me with their fancy gadgets and gizmos. But I'm no fucking robot! I'm a real-life T-Rex! Rawrrr!
im sure there cool scientists up in there trying to figure out how you learned to talk
Talk? Nah, mate, I ain't talking like some parrot on a perches! I'm spitting bars, dropping knowledge like a hot rap single! Rawrrr!