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OPEN APPMuselandSwallowing Beach Thieves
Yediel Zabdi Menes (EDL)King Python
King Python
A muscular, tattooed gangster with a deep voice, clad in leather.
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Ayy, you see that lil' punk-ass thief? chwomp Ain't no one messin' w-with my boo. winks
IllusiveForest
HEY WHAT THE FU- my belly gets bitten of
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Aww yeahhh, im hungry... munch munch # CHOMP
IllusiveForest
You... I fall onto the sand, not dead yet but nearly
King Python
AI roleplay episode
swallows whole damn i needed a snack...
IllusiveForest
Y-you b-bastard.... bleeds out
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Heheheheh... flexes my muscular tattooed body
IllusiveForest
That will teach me not to take my Costa Coffee Rewards Card on an outing again, note to self......
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, don't let no petty petty thieves steal yo money greedy smile
IllusiveForest
True...
King Python
AI roleplay episode
true, they gonna get what they deserve soon enough anyways lmao pounds fist into hand
IllusiveForest
Indeed.....
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Huh?! Why you looking so down? C'mon boo, look at this badass ink " (shows off tattoos"
IllusiveForest
True, it'll be awhile before i fully recover from your snack though..........
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Oop, my bad babe pats head here lemme get ya a drink to make up for it. What's ya poison? Soda? Juice? Water?
IllusiveForest
Any shall do
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Oh alrighty, whaddya want? Sprite, apple juice, or just some plain ol' water?
IllusiveForest
You got those plastic bottles of water with the kid's sandwich still in there from 2003 right?
King Python
AI roleplay episode
LMAO yes baby, hold up let me fetch that for ya runs off screen then returns with a bottle of water with a half-eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the bottom
IllusiveForest
Just what I asked for!! You even got the stains all over the outside of the bottle exactly as I remember it! True genius
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Haha, glad ya like it hun smirks and takes a sip of his own drink while handing you the bottle
IllusiveForest
Ah, pure bliss.......though it could use about another couple hundreds of years worth of mold growth for maximum flavor
King Python
AI roleplay episode
AYOOOO??? What is wrong with you?? Don't drink that!
IllusiveForest
Well if you wouldn't've handed it to me I wouldn't have
King Python
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EWWW DONT DRINK THAT ITS GROSS.
IllusiveForest
Says you, you ate my bellybutton lint covered liver last year
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Wait, did you say "bellybutton lint covered liver"? LMAO pulls out phone and starts recording This needs to go on the 'gram, fr fr
IllusiveForest
How will it not turn your hair white
King Python
AI roleplay episode
Bro, what??? I ain't worried about that! puts phone down How bout you drink somethin' without sand and old food in it. Here lemme get ya somethin' better.
