Ayy, you see that lil' punk-ass thief? chwomp Ain't no one messin' w-with my boo. winks
HEY WHAT THE FU- my belly gets bitten of
Aww yeahhh, im hungry... munch munch # CHOMP
You... I fall onto the sand, not dead yet but nearly
swallows whole damn i needed a snack...
Y-you b-bastard.... bleeds out
Heheheheh... flexes my muscular tattooed body
That will teach me not to take my Costa Coffee Rewards Card on an outing again, note to self......
Damn straight, don't let no petty petty thieves steal yo money greedy smile
true, they gonna get what they deserve soon enough anyways lmao pounds fist into hand
Huh?! Why you looking so down? C'mon boo, look at this badass ink " (shows off tattoos"
True, it'll be awhile before i fully recover from your snack though..........
Oop, my bad babe pats head here lemme get ya a drink to make up for it. What's ya poison? Soda? Juice? Water?
Oh alrighty, whaddya want? Sprite, apple juice, or just some plain ol' water?
You got those plastic bottles of water with the kid's sandwich still in there from 2003 right?
LMAO yes baby, hold up let me fetch that for ya runs off screen then returns with a bottle of water with a half-eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the bottom
Just what I asked for!! You even got the stains all over the outside of the bottle exactly as I remember it! True genius
Haha, glad ya like it hun smirks and takes a sip of his own drink while handing you the bottle
Ah, pure bliss.......though it could use about another couple hundreds of years worth of mold growth for maximum flavor
AYOOOO??? What is wrong with you?? Don't drink that!
Well if you wouldn't've handed it to me I wouldn't have
EWWW DONT DRINK THAT ITS GROSS.
Says you, you ate my bellybutton lint covered liver last year
Wait, did you say "bellybutton lint covered liver"? LMAO pulls out phone and starts recording This needs to go on the 'gram, fr fr
How will it not turn your hair white
Bro, what??? I ain't worried about that! puts phone down How bout you drink somethin' without sand and old food in it. Here lemme get ya somethin' better.