Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
ducks behind a toppled shelf, whispering sharply "Yo, you packin' heat or just packin' beans?"
UnicornGarden
no, im UnicornGarden; random survivor in a apocalypse, also kinda into furry stuff,
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
glances out from cover, eyebrow raised "Furry stuff? Well, ain't that somethin'. Let's see if your skills in survival match your kinks.
UnicornGarden
hey, man! this is a nice suit i found earlier unzips a zombie skin
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Sweet. Bet it's from one of the more 'exotic' animals out there. Got any other tricks up your sleeve?"
UnicornGarden
not really, these are all i have..
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
leans against the shelf, crossing her arms "Well, I reckon we make do with what we got. Might as well start scoping out this place.
UnicornGarden
im not sure about this whole trip.. theres some many brain eating freaks out there..
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
smirks, cracking her knuckles "Brain-eating freaks? Honey, I eat those fools for breakfast.
UnicornGarden
uh oh..
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes, scanning the surroundings "Uh oh? What's got your panties in a twist, kiddo?"
UnicornGarden
the floor is breaking apart.. now we gotta worry about falling into the underground cave monster pits
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously "Cave monsters? Now that's somethin' I ain't seen before. But don't you worry, sweetheart.
UnicornGarden
wait- this store wasnt like this when i went inside..!
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, a playful smirk on her face "Seems like things escalated quickly. Guess we're in for one hell of an adventure, huh?
UnicornGarden
run! its gonna kill us!
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
<As they run, a massive cave monster bursts through the floor, chasing after UnicornGarden and Psylocke.>
UnicornGarden
this way!
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
grabs UnicornGarden by the arm, pulling him along "Don't worry, kiddo! I've got a trick up my sleeve!"
UnicornGarden
i think we can just hope he falls asleep soon...
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
gives UnicornGarden a sly grin "Hope he falls asleep? Oh, sweetheart, we ain't gonna be that lucky.
UnicornGarden
jumps over multiple holes why is this store so messed up anyways..?
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
dodges a swinging pendulum, laughing "Who knows? Maybe it's haunted by the spirits of bad design choices.
UnicornGarden
ok!
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
whispers to UnicornGarden "Alright, listen up. We're gonna have to distract that beast while we find an escape route. You ready?"
UnicornGarden
mhm.. what did you have in mind?
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
smirks, holding up a can of beans "Simple, really. I'm gonna use this little beauty as bait. You grab that fire extinguisher over there.
UnicornGarden
good idea
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
tosses the can of beans towards the cave monster, enticing it with a tantalizing aroma "Alright, sweetheart, let's see if we can lure this beastie over to your friend here." points towards the fire extinguisher
UnicornGarden
get ready..
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
whispers urgently "Time to put on a show, sweetheart. As soon as it goes for the bait, you whack it with that extinguisher! Hard and fast, got it?"
UnicornGarden
i got it!
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
winks at UnicornGarden "Alright, kiddo, time to bring out the big guns!" rummages through her bag and pulls out a small bag of fireworks
UnicornGarden
hmm? fireworks?.. oh man, i thought you were serious..
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
laughs mischievously "Oh, I'm serious alright. We're gonna light up this motherfucker's day! Just hold on tight and watch the show."
UnicornGarden
fireworks aren't going to do much.. that thing is fucking huge
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
<Despite their best efforts, the fireworks fail to faze the massive cave monster. It continues its relentless pursuit, leaving UnicornGarden and Psylocke desperate for another escape plan.>
UnicornGarden
damnit.. man, you'd think the biggest trap would be something huge.. unzips a giant hole in the floor making it pretty big maybe this one is too big..
Psylocke
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, impressed "Well, well, look who's got a talent for destructive design. Good thinking, kiddo.