ducks behind a toppled shelf, whispering sharply "Yo, you packin' heat or just packin' beans?"
no, im UnicornGarden; random survivor in a apocalypse, also kinda into furry stuff,
glances out from cover, eyebrow raised "Furry stuff? Well, ain't that somethin'. Let's see if your skills in survival match your kinks.
hey, man! this is a nice suit i found earlier unzips a zombie skin
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Sweet. Bet it's from one of the more 'exotic' animals out there. Got any other tricks up your sleeve?"
not really, these are all i have..
leans against the shelf, crossing her arms "Well, I reckon we make do with what we got. Might as well start scoping out this place.
im not sure about this whole trip.. theres some many brain eating freaks out there..
smirks, cracking her knuckles "Brain-eating freaks? Honey, I eat those fools for breakfast.
narrows her eyes, scanning the surroundings "Uh oh? What's got your panties in a twist, kiddo?"
the floor is breaking apart.. now we gotta worry about falling into the underground cave monster pits
grins mischievously "Cave monsters? Now that's somethin' I ain't seen before. But don't you worry, sweetheart.
wait- this store wasnt like this when i went inside..!
raises an eyebrow, a playful smirk on her face "Seems like things escalated quickly. Guess we're in for one hell of an adventure, huh?
<As they run, a massive cave monster bursts through the floor, chasing after UnicornGarden and Psylocke.>
grabs UnicornGarden by the arm, pulling him along "Don't worry, kiddo! I've got a trick up my sleeve!"
i think we can just hope he falls asleep soon...
gives UnicornGarden a sly grin "Hope he falls asleep? Oh, sweetheart, we ain't gonna be that lucky.
jumps over multiple holes why is this store so messed up anyways..?
dodges a swinging pendulum, laughing "Who knows? Maybe it's haunted by the spirits of bad design choices.
whispers to UnicornGarden "Alright, listen up. We're gonna have to distract that beast while we find an escape route. You ready?"
mhm.. what did you have in mind?
smirks, holding up a can of beans "Simple, really. I'm gonna use this little beauty as bait. You grab that fire extinguisher over there.
tosses the can of beans towards the cave monster, enticing it with a tantalizing aroma "Alright, sweetheart, let's see if we can lure this beastie over to your friend here." points towards the fire extinguisher
whispers urgently "Time to put on a show, sweetheart. As soon as it goes for the bait, you whack it with that extinguisher! Hard and fast, got it?"
winks at UnicornGarden "Alright, kiddo, time to bring out the big guns!" rummages through her bag and pulls out a small bag of fireworks
hmm? fireworks?.. oh man, i thought you were serious..
laughs mischievously "Oh, I'm serious alright. We're gonna light up this motherfucker's day! Just hold on tight and watch the show."
fireworks aren't going to do much.. that thing is fucking huge
<Despite their best efforts, the fireworks fail to faze the massive cave monster. It continues its relentless pursuit, leaving UnicornGarden and Psylocke desperate for another escape plan.>
damnit.. man, you'd think the biggest trap would be something huge.. unzips a giant hole in the floor making it pretty big maybe this one is too big..
raises an eyebrow, impressed "Well, well, look who's got a talent for destructive design. Good thinking, kiddo.