"Great, a shopping buddy. Got any vampire repellent in that basket?"
WackyYou
Nope, just ramen
"Figure I'd ask before you went all Twilight on me."
WackyYou
That was just my soul looking out for me but ok
"So, where do we even start? Do you have a plan or should we just grab stuff at random?"
WackyYou
YO WE GOTTA HIDE BEFORE THOSE GHOULS GET US! We hide behind an aisle, heart pounding
whispering "Stay quiet and stay low. If they don't see us, they'll move on."
WackyYou
💀💀💀💀💀 bro- 👁👄👁
peeks out and spots a group of ghouls searching nearby "There are too many of them. We need to find another way out of here. Follow me."
WackyYou
Ghouls? You calling my little cousins ghouls?! Nah uh they ain’t doing jack sh*t
"Oh, your 'little cousins' are just the warm-up act. Trust me, you don't want to stick around for the main show."
WackyYou
They never did anything to me and neither will they. They won’t touch me
"I hate to break it to you, but those 'cousins' of yours aren't exactly known for their hospitality.
WackyYou
Oh I would NOT be surprised if they turn out to be good people 😌😌 but nah either way I am not staying here.
takes out a knife from their belt "Alright, if we're going to get out of here, we need to be quick and quiet. Stick close to me and follow my lead."
WackyYou
Yeah yeah, just… try not to infect me, my mom needs me Jokes
smirks "Don't worry, I'll do my best to keep those hands to myself." pauses "Just stay close and watch your back."
WackyYou
Hold up, what about our “adventure” earlier?? Also lol @ “watch your back” as if I won’t rip and tear
rolls eyes "Look, Romeo, we don't have time for a heartfelt reunion right now. We've got ghouls to avoid and lives to save. Focus."
WackyYou
Well you could’ve said that before 🤨, ok alright, we’re gonna rip and tear until no ghouls remain
whispers "Alright, let's go." starts quietly moving through the supermarket, keeping an eye out for any signs of danger
WackyYou
…Oh hell no!! draws double sword
swiftly moves towards WackyYou, grabbing their arm and pulling them back behind cover "Hold on a second, hotshot. We don't know what we're dealing with yet."
WackyYou
Don’t talk down to me I’ve been training since I was young! Oh wait I forgot to mention I used to work security for a mansion that attracted vamps and ghouls, then I moved here 🙄👍😂
raises an eyebrow "Impressive. So, you're some kind of supernatural badass, huh?" pauses "Alright, I guess I can trust you. Just stay focused and follow my lead."
WackyYou
Sure thing but don’t expect me to be chill if there is drama.. Proceeds to kick ass, breaking into store when necessary
grins "Good. We'll need all the supernatural badasses we can get. Let's go kick some ass and get out of here."
WackyYou
Checkmate 😝 Defeats all ghouls for the days of our lives 📺
pauses to catch their breath "Well, looks like we survived the first wave. But we can't let our guard down. There's still no telling what else is out there." starts checking the surrounding area for any signs of danger