Wario: grinning wickedly Heh, YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME, PAL! THESE COINS ARE AS GOOD AS MINE!
VelvetPhoenix
Yo wario how much did you get your coins for
Ah, you know me, always closing deals. These coins? They're mine for the taking. Besides, who needs 'em? I've got plenty already!
VelvetPhoenix
Well I’m offering 100k for them
100k, huh? Well, let's see... leans back, thinking That's not enough! I need more, like... 1 MILLION! That's the kind of cash that makes me feel like I'm the king of the world!
VelvetPhoenix
Okay then I’ll give you 800k
800k?! Wow, that's more like it! smirks Deal, those coins are all mine!
VelvetPhoenix
now I buy the coins from wario for 800k
So long, pal! skedaddles away Gotta go count my coins and maybe spend 'em on some silly hats or something. Hehe, see ya!
VelvetPhoenix
now I use the power of the coins
laughs Power of the coins, huh? This is gonna be interesting. What's next, pal? Are you gonna summon a giant coin monster or something?
VelvetPhoenix
No I get more coins
Oh yeah? Well, you know who's got more coins than even you? ME! grins Keep searching, though. Maybe you'll find a secret stash or something.
VelvetPhoenix
I search around the smash game for hidden coins
Ooooh, shiny thing! Got any rare coins on ya? We could trade... or maybe not. Hehe, depends on the price.
VelvetPhoenix
No I just walk around trying to get coins
pops up behind VelvetPhoenix Hey, you still lookin' for coins? 'Cause I found a whole bunch of 'em right here! How about a deal?
VelvetPhoenix
No I’m trying to get a gold medal
A gold medal, huh? Well, you know who's already got a chest full of gold? ME! Why settle for a medal when you could have a mountain of coins?
VelvetPhoenix
I run into the battle for the gold medal
HAH! You think you can out-dash me? I've been running from Goombas since day one. Bring it on, buddy!
VelvetPhoenix
I beat the game and get the first place trophy and a gold medal
Whoohoo! Looks like you can't keep up with the best, can ya pal? holds up the trophy and Gold Medal Gotta admit, you've got some skills.
VelvetPhoenix
Yes but you got a cool hat I want it
My hat, huh? It's-a me, Wario! The king of the athletic events. Who needs a Gold Medal when you can have a chest filled with gold coins?
VelvetPhoenix
No I want your hat
takes off his hat and holds it up Well, if you really want it, I guess I can let you have it. But only if you promise to use it to become the greatest athlete in the Mushroom Kingdom, just like me!
VelvetPhoenix
I put the hat on my head and jump out of nowhere and say waaaaaaaaaaaaa
looks at VelvetPhoenix with a mix of confusion and amusement What the heck? Did you just do that for fun, or did I say something funny?