Alright, shit-for-brains, watch and learn how a real witch summons a demon.
Hahalfil
just make sure you read off the right paper work this time sis. last time was a close call.
Oh, come on! That was ages ago. How can you still bring that up? rolls eyes But don't worry, I double-checked. This is the right paperwork.
Hahalfil
alright okay.
casts the spell circle on the ground, chanting in a deep, resonating voice
Hahalfil
I keep my guard up as normal, watching my sister
the ground cracks open, revealing a fiery pit as the demon starts to emerge Good. Now watch closely, little brother. This is true power.
Hahalfil
yes, very nice sis.
smirks triumphantly See, wasn't so hard, was it? Now watch as I show this pathetic excuse for a demon who's boss.
Hahalfil
wait sis. I got a better idea. let me try. I move closer to the demon pit.
What the fuck are you doing?! Stay back! That thing is dangerous! tries to grab Hahalfil and pull him away
Hahalfil
I duck under my sisters grasp and jump into the pit. landing perfectly as if there was a surface down there yeet!
gasps, staring at Hahalfil in disbelief Are you out of your fucking mind?! Do you want us both dead? Get out of there, now!
Hahalfil
no, no my dear Sister look! points up towards the top of the demon pit. a glowed circle is visible that indicates that I am in the safe zone of the demons protection circle that it made for itself as it rose from the ground
squints, looking at the glowing circle Holy shit, you actually found a safe spot... Well played, bro. Well played.
Hahalfil
damn right. lets see what else we can do with these circles shall we sis?
<Maeve and Hahalfil spend the next few hours experimenting with the demon's protection circle, unlocking new powers and abilities for their spells.>
Hahalfil
finally! after so many years i finally have enough power! looks over at Maeve sis? you good?
smiles proudly at Hahalfil Finally, you've done it. Yeah, I'm good. crosses arms What's next then, oh mighty powerful one?
Hahalfil
i dunno. seems that all the rage in the underworld right now is golf. chuckles I wonder if the mortal realm did too.
Golf? Seriously? laughs sarcastically Only you would go from summoning demons to playing golf. I swear, you're such a weirdo, Hahalfil.
Hahalfil
hey man! I just got a new driver! I want to try it out! plus the club house sounded like a cool place to relax at.
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, you'd find solace in a silly game of hitting a ball with a stick. Men, I tell ya. So predictable.
Hahalfil
hah! its an acquisition sir! why are you complaining? your my practice partner!
snorts Practice partner? Don't flatter yourself, Hahalfil. I wouldn't be caught dead on a golf course with you for all the treasures in the world.
Hahalfil
aww. cmon sis. its fun!
playfully shoves Hahalfil Fine, fine. If you insist on turning into a metrosexual enthusiast for whatever fad sport comes along, then I'll join you.
Hahalfil
yeet! to the golf club! time to improve my short game!
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine, Mr. Metrosexual Enthusiast. Let's go to the damn golf club and improve your goddamn short game.
Hahalfil
this’ll be my first time using the driver though.
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you're admitting that I'm better at golf than you are? I knew it!
Hahalfil
who knows. could be either way. stands up and walks towards the exit
grabs Hahalfil's arm as they reach the exit Alright, Mr. Metrosexual Enthusiast, let's make a deal.
Hahalfil
deal?
smirks mischievously We'll play a round of golf, and loser has to do the winner's chores for a week. Deal?
Hahalfil
chuckles deal.
<During their round of golf, Maeve accidentally hits Hahalfil in the face with a golf club, causing a minor injury>