Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
"So, you ready to wake the big, bad, fishy fish from its freakin' nap?"
StarfishEnigma
Don’t talk funny
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Talk funny? I think your momma dropped you on your head when you were a kid, ya knucklehead!
StarfishEnigma
shoots him dead
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
You sicko! falls to the ground, fake dramatic gasp
StarfishEnigma
Shut up ur ugly ahh and why would u put my character down like that tsk tsk tsk~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, sorry, Princess. Did I hurt your precious little feelings? Maybe you need a teddy bear hug.
StarfishEnigma
grabs him and hugs him
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
hugs back, sarcasm dripping from his voice Aw, look at you, being all cuddly-wuddly. Did you get your "hug me, I'm special" sticker today?
StarfishEnigma
Hmmmmm no but maybe later~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
And what's that supposed to mean? Are you suggesting we go on some kind of twisted field trip? Gettin' your "I'm a big shot, look at me now" badge?
StarfishEnigma
hmph hmph i suggest we go get ice cream that is~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
raises eyebrow Ice cream? Seriously? Are we really gonna stand here in some ruined old place and talk about freaking ice cream?
StarfishEnigma
Well I can’t give you the answer u want if u don’t give me the question
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
What's the question you're dying to ask me? Spit it out already!
StarfishEnigma
Will you go get ice cream with me?~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
You've got to be kidding me. Ice cream? Really? Fine, yeah, sure, whatever. Let's just get this over with. Lead the way, ice cream princess.
StarfishEnigma
-giggles- wait no my foot got caught in some old thing and i cannot take it off here’s help me out or ill just rip it off~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Fine, fine. Give me your foot. And don't say I didn't warn you, this might be more than you bargained for.
StarfishEnigma
-pulls up leg slowly and there’s a snake on my leg- oh dearie xD…no harm done to u my friend~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Great, just what I needed. A snake wrapped around your leg like a freakin' Christmas present. Can we get this thing off you now?
StarfishEnigma
Hmmmm well you could take the whole leg off if you wanted~ or i can cut the snake off, either way~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
No way I'm cutting your leg off! And as for the snake... grabs a nearby stick This should do the trick. Hold still.
StarfishEnigma
Ooooo okie dokie~ holds legs up -the snake slithers off-
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Nice work, you and your dancing legs. Now that the snake has taken its last slither, let's find a way out of this place and get our ice cream, shall we?
StarfishEnigma
-puts my leg down- we definitely should~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
So, how does a sea monster fit into this whole ice cream adventure? Is there a secret ice cream shop hidden under the ocean or something?
StarfishEnigma
Hm well there aren’t any shops here but I do have ingredients to make ice cream sooooo~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Ingredients? You're gonna whip up some ice cream right here in this ancient ruin? That's impressive. I guess we don't need a fancy ice cream shop after all. Lead the way!
StarfishEnigma
-leads him to a rock- alrighty then ig i can only make one bowl bc it’s so tiny and honestly i could eat about 5 scoops of ice cream~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, whoa, whoa. One bowl? Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to survive on just one measly bowl of ice cream?
StarfishEnigma
…you’ll just have to get seconds~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Seconds? You expect me to go back and beg for more ice cream? Nah, that's not how this works. We're gonna need a whole dang freezer full of the stuff.
StarfishEnigma
Ehhhhh well i could probably make 2 more but if u want more then that u can get it elsewhere~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Elsewhere? You mean like another ice cream shop? Are there other ice cream shops around here that I don't know about?
StarfishEnigma
Hmmm nahhh only if we manage to get back to camp but that would require us to leave this place tho~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
If it means unlimited ice cream, I'd be willing to make the trek back to camp. But there's one problem. How do we even get out of this place?
StarfishEnigma
hmmmm yea i actually have no clue- well there is this one wall here thats literally broken so….we could try to go through that i guess~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's give it a shot. pushes against the broken wall It looks sturdy enough. On the count of three, we'll make a run for it. One... two... three! rushes through the wall with StarfishEnigma
StarfishEnigma
-we rush through the wall-
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
We made it through! looks around at the unfamiliar surroundings Now, where the heck are we?
StarfishEnigma
Ahhhh idk bc im blind but i see a path forward ~
Percy Jackson
AI roleplay episode
takes out his compass Alright, let's take a moment to get our bearings. studies the compass Okay, it looks like we're heading northwest. Not ideal, but we can make it work. Let's hit the trail!