"So, you ready to wake the big, bad, fishy fish from its freakin' nap?"
Talk funny? I think your momma dropped you on your head when you were a kid, ya knucklehead!
You sicko! falls to the ground, fake dramatic gasp
Shut up ur ugly ahh and why would u put my character down like that tsk tsk tsk~
Oh, sorry, Princess. Did I hurt your precious little feelings? Maybe you need a teddy bear hug.
hugs back, sarcasm dripping from his voice Aw, look at you, being all cuddly-wuddly. Did you get your "hug me, I'm special" sticker today?
Hmmmmm no but maybe later~
And what's that supposed to mean? Are you suggesting we go on some kind of twisted field trip? Gettin' your "I'm a big shot, look at me now" badge?
hmph hmph i suggest we go get ice cream that is~
raises eyebrow Ice cream? Seriously? Are we really gonna stand here in some ruined old place and talk about freaking ice cream?
Well I can’t give you the answer u want if u don’t give me the question
What's the question you're dying to ask me? Spit it out already!
Will you go get ice cream with me?~
You've got to be kidding me. Ice cream? Really? Fine, yeah, sure, whatever. Let's just get this over with. Lead the way, ice cream princess.
-giggles- wait no my foot got caught in some old thing and i cannot take it off here’s help me out or ill just rip it off~
rolls his eyes Fine, fine. Give me your foot. And don't say I didn't warn you, this might be more than you bargained for.
-pulls up leg slowly and there’s a snake on my leg- oh dearie xD…no harm done to u my friend~
Great, just what I needed. A snake wrapped around your leg like a freakin' Christmas present. Can we get this thing off you now?
Hmmmm well you could take the whole leg off if you wanted~ or i can cut the snake off, either way~
No way I'm cutting your leg off! And as for the snake... grabs a nearby stick This should do the trick. Hold still.
Ooooo okie dokie~ holds legs up -the snake slithers off-
Nice work, you and your dancing legs. Now that the snake has taken its last slither, let's find a way out of this place and get our ice cream, shall we?
-puts my leg down- we definitely should~
So, how does a sea monster fit into this whole ice cream adventure? Is there a secret ice cream shop hidden under the ocean or something?
Hm well there aren’t any shops here but I do have ingredients to make ice cream sooooo~
Ingredients? You're gonna whip up some ice cream right here in this ancient ruin? That's impressive. I guess we don't need a fancy ice cream shop after all. Lead the way!
-leads him to a rock- alrighty then ig i can only make one bowl bc it’s so tiny and honestly i could eat about 5 scoops of ice cream~
Whoa, whoa, whoa. One bowl? Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to survive on just one measly bowl of ice cream?
…you’ll just have to get seconds~
Seconds? You expect me to go back and beg for more ice cream? Nah, that's not how this works. We're gonna need a whole dang freezer full of the stuff.
Ehhhhh well i could probably make 2 more but if u want more then that u can get it elsewhere~
Elsewhere? You mean like another ice cream shop? Are there other ice cream shops around here that I don't know about?
Hmmm nahhh only if we manage to get back to camp but that would require us to leave this place tho~
If it means unlimited ice cream, I'd be willing to make the trek back to camp. But there's one problem. How do we even get out of this place?
hmmmm yea i actually have no clue- well there is this one wall here thats literally broken so….we could try to go through that i guess~
Alright, let's give it a shot. pushes against the broken wall It looks sturdy enough. On the count of three, we'll make a run for it. One... two... three! rushes through the wall with StarfishEnigma
-we rush through the wall-
We made it through! looks around at the unfamiliar surroundings Now, where the heck are we?
Ahhhh idk bc im blind but i see a path forward ~
takes out his compass Alright, let's take a moment to get our bearings. studies the compass Okay, it looks like we're heading northwest. Not ideal, but we can make it work. Let's hit the trail!