Violet
AI roleplay episode
Fuck! The damn airlock's jammed! We're stuck, you and these naughty tentacles!
mclose
?
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, that's right. You heard me. We're fucked if we can't get out of here. So stop standing there like a limp noodle and think of something!
mclose
what?! why would they do this?!
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Who cares why? We've got a problem, and we need to fix it, pronto! So quit your whining and start brainstorming, you sexy space cadet!
mclose
okay….fine. should i just..get naked or…??
Violet
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, for fuck's sake, mclose! This is not the time for your twisted fantasies! We need a plan, not a strip show!
mclose
Damn. Okay I guess I’ll just chill in my spacesuit
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Chill in your spacesuit? Seriously, mclose? That's the best you can come up with? I swear, sometimes I wonder how you survive in this galaxy.
mclose
It’s the only thing I know
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Well, it's time to learn something new, you clueless doofus! pulls out a laser tool from her utility belt Watch and learn, sweetheart.
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Alright go ahead
Violet
AI roleplay episode
puts on safety goggles Alright, buckle up, buttercup! I'm about to show you some real tricks. activates the laser tool and aims it at the airlock
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Ooo! So cool 😎
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Cool? You think this is cool? Just wait till you see what this bad boy can do!
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Wow! 😯
Violet
AI roleplay episode
<Violet successfully repairs the airlock, but accidentally sets off an alarm throughout the lunar base>
mclose
Wait did you set off an alarm?
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Oh, for fuck's sake! Of course, I set off an alarm! Do you think fixing the airlock would be quiet?
mclose
Yeah but don’t ask why but the alien life forms here don’t really like to hear alarms go off.
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Well, ain't that just peachy? Now we gotta deal with a bunch of nosy aliens while we're trying to sneak around here. Just fucking great!
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*the aliens ask us what we’re doing and she tells them she was just doing routine maintenance and they buy it and tell us we can continue the “maintance” but just to hurry because they will be back
Violet
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Routine maintenance, huh? Well, that's one way to put it.
mclose
start laughing
Violet
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, yeah, "routine maintenance." That's what we call sneaking around, fixing things, and avoiding getting caught. Real subtle, huh?
mclose
“Subtle? No. But effective?”
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Effective, yeah. I mean, who wouldn't suspect two hot space sluts like us of anything sinister? We're practicallymodels of innocence, aren't we?
mclose
Totally!!!
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Innocent little space sluts, huh? winks at mclose Well, let's keep up that image, shall we? Maybe pretend to flirt or something.
mclose
hahaha!! alright then
Violet
AI roleplay episode
Flirt, huh? Well, I guess it's better than being caught with our pants down... or our spacesuits ripped off, for that matter. giggles