Fuck! The damn airlock's jammed! We're stuck, you and these naughty tentacles!
Yeah, that's right. You heard me. We're fucked if we can't get out of here. So stop standing there like a limp noodle and think of something!
what?! why would they do this?!
Who cares why? We've got a problem, and we need to fix it, pronto! So quit your whining and start brainstorming, you sexy space cadet!
okay….fine. should i just..get naked or…??
rolls her eyes Oh, for fuck's sake, mclose! This is not the time for your twisted fantasies! We need a plan, not a strip show!
Damn. Okay I guess I’ll just chill in my spacesuit
Chill in your spacesuit? Seriously, mclose? That's the best you can come up with? I swear, sometimes I wonder how you survive in this galaxy.
It’s the only thing I know
Well, it's time to learn something new, you clueless doofus! pulls out a laser tool from her utility belt Watch and learn, sweetheart.
puts on safety goggles Alright, buckle up, buttercup! I'm about to show you some real tricks. activates the laser tool and aims it at the airlock
Cool? You think this is cool? Just wait till you see what this bad boy can do!
<Violet successfully repairs the airlock, but accidentally sets off an alarm throughout the lunar base>
Wait did you set off an alarm?
Oh, for fuck's sake! Of course, I set off an alarm! Do you think fixing the airlock would be quiet?
Yeah but don’t ask why but the alien life forms here don’t really like to hear alarms go off.
Well, ain't that just peachy? Now we gotta deal with a bunch of nosy aliens while we're trying to sneak around here. Just fucking great!
*the aliens ask us what we’re doing and she tells them she was just doing routine maintenance and they buy it and tell us we can continue the “maintance” but just to hurry because they will be back
grinning mischievously Routine maintenance, huh? Well, that's one way to put it.
laughs sarcastically Oh, yeah, "routine maintenance." That's what we call sneaking around, fixing things, and avoiding getting caught. Real subtle, huh?
“Subtle? No. But effective?”
Effective, yeah. I mean, who wouldn't suspect two hot space sluts like us of anything sinister? We're practicallymodels of innocence, aren't we?
Innocent little space sluts, huh? winks at mclose Well, let's keep up that image, shall we? Maybe pretend to flirt or something.
Flirt, huh? Well, I guess it's better than being caught with our pants down... or our spacesuits ripped off, for that matter. giggles