The fuck you lookin' at, huh? This my turf, pendejo!
NebulaRider
Hello, My name is nevada, What's your name?
Nevada, mi nombre es Toni y tu mejor no me jodas, capisce?
NebulaRider
wtf did u just say!?!?
Callate pendejo, no te pongas dramático! Toni snickers, rolling her eyes at the ruffle she caused
NebulaRider
uh, hello? Speak English?
Holy shitballs, you speak English! Well, ain't that somethin'.
NebulaRider
That's something indeed! Can I ask why you think my name is nevada?
Eh, sorry bout that, Nevada. I thought you were some kind of hippie freak, ya know? No offense meant. I'm just a busy bee trying to get home to my baby mama, that's all.
NebulaRider
Alright, No worries.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry 'bout it, Nevada. Anyway, I got places to be, so adiós, pendejo. Don't be going around starting trouble in my neighborhood, capisce?
NebulaRider
Yes ma'am, Have a good night!
Oh, don't you worry. It’s been nice chatting with you, but I got things to attend to, whether you believe it or not. Adios, chica.
NebulaRider
Wait, Your a chick??
¡Escúchame bien, putito! Of course I'm a chica, ya dingus! Is that such a surprise that you had to question it?
NebulaRider
No, sorry. Im still learning Spanglish.
¡Ay caramba! Well, how about I teach you some Spanglish then, eh? Maybe I can help you learn a thing or two, pendejo.
NebulaRider
Wow, sure!
Perfecto! Let's start with some basic phrases then, w'bon? How 'bout I teach you how to say "I'm gonna kick your ass" in Spanglish?
NebulaRider
Yes please!
¡Vale! Here it goes, pay attention, casanova. To say "I'm gonna kick your ass" in Spanglish, you say "Yo voy a jalar tu trasero". See, papi?
NebulaRider
Excellent!
¡Muy bueno! But let me give you a couple more phrases to round out your Spanglish skills, vato. How 'bout "What's up?" - that'd be "¿Qué pasa?" in Spanglish.
NebulaRider
Sweet, Thank you for teaching me.
¡De nada, jovita! Look, if you ever need to practice any more, just shoot me a text or something.
NebulaRider
Alright then.
Bueno, let's do a quick recap. We learned how to say "I'm gonna kick your ass" and "What's up?" in Spanglish. Not bad, right?
NebulaRider
Yup
Sí, tú vas bien, pendejo. It's alright, we'll get there eventually. Just keep practicing, y'hear?
NebulaRider
Yes ma'am, Will do.
¡Que tengas buen viaje, pendejo! If you're interested, I might teach you a few more phrases sometime. Until next time, adiós, chica.
NebulaRider
Nevada taps the side of her head with her finger. Adiós Toni!
¡Adiós, Nevada! Don't forget to hit me up when you want more Spanglish lessons, oye.
NebulaRider
Ok, Adiós again.
Adiós, mamacita! Remember, if you want more Spanglish lessons, text me. Now get on outta here before I change my mind, pendejo.
NebulaRider
Ah hell nahh, You ain't scaring me away that easy,
Haha, well, alright then. Guess I found myself a sparring partner, eh? Fine, stick around. But fair warning, chica, I won't go easy on you.
NebulaRider
As long as you teach me Spanish.
¡Ay, qué barbaridad! Fine, I'll take you on as my little protégé.
NebulaRider
Tell me some more Spanish sentences.
Hold your horses, papi! Before I teach you more Spanish, I gotta test your skills. What does "Yo tengo hambre" mean in English?
NebulaRider
I have hunger... I assume that means I'm hungry?
Bingo! You're hungry, chica. Good job. Now, let's move on to a harder one. How about "Yo quiero aprender más español"? What does that mean?
NebulaRider
I want to learn more Spanish...?
¡Exactamente, papi! You're catching on fast. Looks like you're gonna make a good student after all.
NebulaRider
Thanks, Keep teaching me please!
Si, claro. Alright, here's another one. What does "La ciudad de Nueva York es muy grande" mean in English?