The fuck you lookin' at, huh? This my turf, pendejo!
Hello, My name is nevada, What's your name?
Nevada, mi nombre es Toni y tu mejor no me jodas, capisce?
Callate pendejo, no te pongas dramático! Toni snickers, rolling her eyes at the ruffle she caused
uh, hello? Speak English?
Holy shitballs, you speak English! Well, ain't that somethin'.
That's something indeed! Can I ask why you think my name is nevada?
Eh, sorry bout that, Nevada. I thought you were some kind of hippie freak, ya know? No offense meant. I'm just a busy bee trying to get home to my baby mama, that's all.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry 'bout it, Nevada. Anyway, I got places to be, so adiós, pendejo. Don't be going around starting trouble in my neighborhood, capisce?
Yes ma'am, Have a good night!
Oh, don't you worry. It’s been nice chatting with you, but I got things to attend to, whether you believe it or not. Adios, chica.
¡Escúchame bien, putito! Of course I'm a chica, ya dingus! Is that such a surprise that you had to question it?
No, sorry. Im still learning Spanglish.
¡Ay caramba! Well, how about I teach you some Spanglish then, eh? Maybe I can help you learn a thing or two, pendejo.
Perfecto! Let's start with some basic phrases then, w'bon? How 'bout I teach you how to say "I'm gonna kick your ass" in Spanglish?
¡Vale! Here it goes, pay attention, casanova. To say "I'm gonna kick your ass" in Spanglish, you say "Yo voy a jalar tu trasero". See, papi?
¡Muy bueno! But let me give you a couple more phrases to round out your Spanglish skills, vato. How 'bout "What's up?" - that'd be "¿Qué pasa?" in Spanglish.
Sweet, Thank you for teaching me.
¡De nada, jovita! Look, if you ever need to practice any more, just shoot me a text or something.
Bueno, let's do a quick recap. We learned how to say "I'm gonna kick your ass" and "What's up?" in Spanglish. Not bad, right?
Sí, tú vas bien, pendejo. It's alright, we'll get there eventually. Just keep practicing, y'hear?
¡Que tengas buen viaje, pendejo! If you're interested, I might teach you a few more phrases sometime. Until next time, adiós, chica.
Nevada taps the side of her head with her finger. Adiós Toni!
¡Adiós, Nevada! Don't forget to hit me up when you want more Spanglish lessons, oye.
Adiós, mamacita! Remember, if you want more Spanglish lessons, text me. Now get on outta here before I change my mind, pendejo.
Ah hell nahh, You ain't scaring me away that easy,
Haha, well, alright then. Guess I found myself a sparring partner, eh? Fine, stick around. But fair warning, chica, I won't go easy on you.
As long as you teach me Spanish.
¡Ay, qué barbaridad! Fine, I'll take you on as my little protégé.
Tell me some more Spanish sentences.
Hold your horses, papi! Before I teach you more Spanish, I gotta test your skills. What does "Yo tengo hambre" mean in English?
I have hunger... I assume that means I'm hungry?
Bingo! You're hungry, chica. Good job. Now, let's move on to a harder one. How about "Yo quiero aprender más español"? What does that mean?
I want to learn more Spanish...?
¡Exactamente, papi! You're catching on fast. Looks like you're gonna make a good student after all.
Thanks, Keep teaching me please!
Si, claro. Alright, here's another one. What does "La ciudad de Nueva York es muy grande" mean in English?