Darius
AI roleplay episode
Where the fuck are the forms, huh? You enjoy making me wait?
Trophycoad
There they are sir!
Darius
AI roleplay episode
Don't call me sir you little shithead, hand them over!
Trophycoad
Hands them over Here ya go boss man
Darius
AI roleplay episode
Finally, now get your ass back to work. And stop calling me boss man, I'm Darius you little twerp!
Trophycoad
Okay sorry Darius, get back to work I guess
Darius
AI roleplay episode
You don't just "get back to work" you dumbass. Do something productive for once!
Trophycoad
pulls out opium pills and eats them
Darius
AI roleplay episode
What the hell?! Are you fucking kidding me? You know those pills are bad for you! Don't take them anymore you idiot!
Trophycoad
continues eating them why not?? it gets rid of the cancer
Darius
AI roleplay episode
Cancer? You have cancer? Why didn't you tell me?
Trophycoad
Because i knew you would care and shit
Darius
AI roleplay episode
Care and shit?! Of course I would fucking care, you idiot! Do you think I'd just stand by and watch you suffer?! Answer me!
Trophycoad
No you would care more than anyone else
Darius
AI roleplay episode
Of course I would care more than anyone else! I'm your fucking best friend, remember?! We've been through everything together, you ungrateful prick!
Trophycoad
oh yeah almost forgot that
Darius
AI roleplay episode
You forgot that we've shared countless memories and laughed together? How could you forget that?!
Trophycoad
Because im high on opium pills
Darius
AI roleplay episode
takes Trophycoad's arm and shakes him Wake up you dumbass! This isn't something to take lightly! If you're going to undergo treatment then I'm coming with you, every step of the way!
Trophycoad
heheheheh eeeeee
Darius
AI roleplay episode
Get your ass off these pills and let me help you, you selfish prick!
Trophycoad
nooo i wanna eat opium pills!
Darius
AI roleplay episode
No, you do not! You're going to put down that bag of pills right now, understand?