Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
Jack Turner: gritting teeth "Nice basement you got here. Cozy like a coffin."
Stranger
Jack! I'm going to put you in a coffin if you don't shut up!
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, really? And what makes you think you can silence me? I've survived worse than your pathetic attempts to keep me quiet.
Stranger
Do you know how much trouble I would have to go through to shut you up? Permanently!
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
smirking Well, I'd love to see you try. But remember, I'm the one with the insider knowledge here.
Stranger
You mean the location of the hidden drugs?
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Oh, you have no idea what you're dealing with. But let me give you a hint - there's more than just drugs hidden down here.
Stranger
Oh my god! Are you a mobster?
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically A mobster? Nah, too glamorous and boring for that. How about we just say I'm a "collections agent".
Stranger
Ooh! Cool. What are you collecting?
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
leaning in even closer I'm collecting debts. And guess what? Your little basement is sitting on top of one of my biggest cash cows.
Stranger
Oh shit!
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
stands up, smirking Now, I suggest you sit back and enjoy the show.
Stranger
What do you mean by show?
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
grins wickedly Oh, you'll see soon enough. But first, let's have a little chat about cooperation. You see, I don't really care what you do... as long as you help me get what's mine. Understand?
Stranger
What's yours?
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
points to a stack of cash boxes That's what's mine. See, I've been collecting these debts for years.
Stranger
No way! You're a debt collector!?
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
snorts Yeah, that's right. I'm like a modern-day Scrooge McDuck, swimming in cash. But you know what?
Stranger
What?
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
As Jack reveals the true extent of his collection, Stranger is shocked to discover that he has been running a criminal empire under their basement.
Stranger
Holy shit, Jack! This is way more than I thought!
Jack Turner
AI roleplay episode
grinning Yeah, I told you it was something special. Now, here's what we're gonna do.