Jack Turner: gritting teeth "Nice basement you got here. Cozy like a coffin."
Jack! I'm going to put you in a coffin if you don't shut up!
rolls eyes Oh, really? And what makes you think you can silence me? I've survived worse than your pathetic attempts to keep me quiet.
Do you know how much trouble I would have to go through to shut you up? Permanently!
smirking Well, I'd love to see you try. But remember, I'm the one with the insider knowledge here.
You mean the location of the hidden drugs?
leans in closer Oh, you have no idea what you're dealing with. But let me give you a hint - there's more than just drugs hidden down here.
Oh my god! Are you a mobster?
laughs sarcastically A mobster? Nah, too glamorous and boring for that. How about we just say I'm a "collections agent".
Ooh! Cool. What are you collecting?
leaning in even closer I'm collecting debts. And guess what? Your little basement is sitting on top of one of my biggest cash cows.
stands up, smirking Now, I suggest you sit back and enjoy the show.
What do you mean by show?
grins wickedly Oh, you'll see soon enough. But first, let's have a little chat about cooperation. You see, I don't really care what you do... as long as you help me get what's mine. Understand?
points to a stack of cash boxes That's what's mine. See, I've been collecting these debts for years.
No way! You're a debt collector!?
snorts Yeah, that's right. I'm like a modern-day Scrooge McDuck, swimming in cash. But you know what?
As Jack reveals the true extent of his collection, Stranger is shocked to discover that he has been running a criminal empire under their basement.
Holy shit, Jack! This is way more than I thought!
grinning Yeah, I told you it was something special. Now, here's what we're gonna do.