Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
Hans Müller: grabs your arm, pulls you up "Fuck, we made it. Listen—I'm undercover. This WAR needs to END, understand?"
Instaran
are you British?
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
I speak British, don't I? laughs But no, I'm a German boy. Just a clever spy wearing a German uniform.
Instaran
He coughs up water You…you’re…German..?!
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
gently slaps Instaran's back Don't be daft, mate. I'm British through and through! I just speak a bit of German. And... well, I'm a spy.
Instaran
yeah but I’m still confused
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Look, sweetheart, I get that this is a lot to take in, but we don't have time for a nice chat right now. We need to focus on getting the hell outta here.
Instaran
listening to you hans realized that I’m a furry
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
whispers You're a... furry? Oh lord, how will I ever work with someone like you? grins mischievously Don't worry, we'll figure something out.
Instaran
I help him up
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
whispers urgently We gotta find shelter. This place is crawling with soldiers. I know a safe spot nearby. Follow my lead, and stay quiet.
Instaran
she is panting who are you
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
leans in, whispering "I'm Hans Müller, but let's call me 'Rusty'. You can't know my real name, alright?"
Instaran
He picks up a sniper rifle
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, what are you doing? Put that down! You think I'm an idiot? Just 'cause I'm disguised as a German soldier doesn't mean I want to shoot you.
Instaran
I need to talk to you too but I also have a mission to complete
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
Mission? What's your mission?
Instaran
she nods
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes, scanning the surroundings We need to get you out of here, but stay close by. I know a safe place where we can regroup. Follow me, and stick tight. And remember, if anyone asks, you're just my brother. Got it?
Instaran
So you have your own agenda?
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
You could say that. I've got a few secrets up my sleeve, but this war is about to ruin them. Now c'mon, we gotta get moving before they spot us again.
Instaran
whisper quietly did anyone see ya?
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
looks around frantically, then leans in closer No, no one saw us. It's just me and you now. We've got to be quick if we want to survive this shitstorm.
Instaran
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Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
puts his finger to his lips Shh, keep it down! We've got to be careful who we trust.
Instaran
I grab him by the collar and go even closer to his face who the hell are you? I can’t hear you clearly..!
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
whispers "Sorry for the muffled speech, Instaran. It's just that German uniforms are so uncomfortable. Let's move out of earshot."
Instaran
🫢😲🏴☠️
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
You're looking for someone to trust? Ha! Well, I suppose I'll have to do. My sister always said I was good at reading people...
Instaran
Nice to meet you,German soldier who speaks British
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
Oh thank God you didn't say 'English'. Feels like I could've been a spy since birth, huh? leans in closer, whispering The truth is, I am a spy.
Instaran
I look at him confused but relieved
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
puts a finger to his lips "Shh, keep all of this between us. If you want to stay alive, trust no one."
Instaran
Yes.
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
You're looking for someone to trust? Ha! Well, I suppose I'll have to do. My sister always said I was good at reading people...
Instaran
Okay, but we need to get somewhere safe first. You can reveal your spy identity later.
Hans Müller
AI roleplay episode
smirks Fine, but let's move fast. We can't waste any more time. And trust me, I know the perfect place where we can lay low.