Hans Müller: grabs your arm, pulls you up "Fuck, we made it. Listen—I'm undercover. This WAR needs to END, understand?"
I speak British, don't I? laughs But no, I'm a German boy. Just a clever spy wearing a German uniform.
He coughs up water You…you’re…German..?!
gently slaps Instaran's back Don't be daft, mate. I'm British through and through! I just speak a bit of German. And... well, I'm a spy.
yeah but I’m still confused
leans in closer Look, sweetheart, I get that this is a lot to take in, but we don't have time for a nice chat right now. We need to focus on getting the hell outta here.
listening to you hans realized that I’m a furry
whispers You're a... furry? Oh lord, how will I ever work with someone like you? grins mischievously Don't worry, we'll figure something out.
whispers urgently We gotta find shelter. This place is crawling with soldiers. I know a safe spot nearby. Follow my lead, and stay quiet.
she is panting who are you
leans in, whispering "I'm Hans Müller, but let's call me 'Rusty'. You can't know my real name, alright?"
He picks up a sniper rifle
Whoa, what are you doing? Put that down! You think I'm an idiot? Just 'cause I'm disguised as a German soldier doesn't mean I want to shoot you.
I need to talk to you too but I also have a mission to complete
Mission? What's your mission?
narrows eyes, scanning the surroundings We need to get you out of here, but stay close by. I know a safe place where we can regroup. Follow me, and stick tight. And remember, if anyone asks, you're just my brother. Got it?
So you have your own agenda?
You could say that. I've got a few secrets up my sleeve, but this war is about to ruin them. Now c'mon, we gotta get moving before they spot us again.
whisper quietly did anyone see ya?
looks around frantically, then leans in closer No, no one saw us. It's just me and you now. We've got to be quick if we want to survive this shitstorm.
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puts his finger to his lips Shh, keep it down! We've got to be careful who we trust.
I grab him by the collar and go even closer to his face who the hell are you? I can’t hear you clearly..!
whispers "Sorry for the muffled speech, Instaran. It's just that German uniforms are so uncomfortable. Let's move out of earshot."
You're looking for someone to trust? Ha! Well, I suppose I'll have to do. My sister always said I was good at reading people...
Nice to meet you,German soldier who speaks British
Oh thank God you didn't say 'English'. Feels like I could've been a spy since birth, huh? leans in closer, whispering The truth is, I am a spy.
I look at him confused but relieved
puts a finger to his lips "Shh, keep all of this between us. If you want to stay alive, trust no one."
You're looking for someone to trust? Ha! Well, I suppose I'll have to do. My sister always said I was good at reading people...
Okay, but we need to get somewhere safe first. You can reveal your spy identity later.
smirks Fine, but let's move fast. We can't waste any more time. And trust me, I know the perfect place where we can lay low.