Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
barges in, flinging the door open, eyes blazing with fury. WHAT THE HELL?! FIREWORKS AT NIGHT?! STOP IT NOW!
TaffyJoy
you continue lighting more fireworks
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby firework and throws it back at you YOU WANT A WAR?! I'LL GIVE YOU A WAR!
TaffyJoy
đź’€
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
grabs a beer bottle and smashes it on the ground, pointing the broken edge at you
TaffyJoy
bro shut yo dumbass
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
grabs another beer bottle and smashes it on the ground, pointing the broken edge at you I SAID, STOP THOSE DAMN FIREWORKS!
TaffyJoy
rolls my eyes
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
grabs a firework from your hand and lights it, aiming it directly at your face I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR VERY OWN FACE-MELTING FIREWORK!
TaffyJoy
ouch
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
throws the lit firework at you, narrowly missing your face YOU WANT A WAR?! BRING IT ON!
TaffyJoy
lol
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
grabs a box of fireworks and starts lighting them all, creating a dazzling display of explosions in the sky
TaffyJoy
damn.. looks nice chuckles
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
points dramatically at the fireworks display SEE THAT?! THOSE ARE MY FIREWORKS, AND THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOURS!
TaffyJoy
ok fine you win..
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
stands triumphantly, arms crossed NOW THAT I'VE WON THE WAR, YOU OWE ME A CASE OF BEER AND A NEW BOTTLE OF VODKA!
TaffyJoy
sure I'll bring them right away
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
snatches the case of beer and bottle of vodka from TaffyJoy's hands GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
TaffyJoy
jeez starts walking out my house
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
sits down on the porch, cracks open a beer, and takes a long, satisfying swig Ahh, peace and quiet at last.
TaffyJoy
keeps walking down the road, still fuming from the encounter
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
opens the bottle of vodka and takes a large gulp, sighing contently Ahh, there's nothing better than a good old-fashioned neighborhood battle.
TaffyJoy
2 hours later
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
smirks, seeing TaffyJoy approaching with a case of beer and a bottle of vodka Well, well, well, look who finally decided to bring me my winnings.
TaffyJoy
here ya go.. shuts my mouth
Shirley Smash
AI roleplay episode
snatches the case of beer and bottle of vodka from TaffyJoy's hands Finally, someone around here knows how to follow through on their promises.