barges in, flinging the door open, eyes blazing with fury. WHAT THE HELL?! FIREWORKS AT NIGHT?! STOP IT NOW!
you continue lighting more fireworks
grabs a nearby firework and throws it back at you YOU WANT A WAR?! I'LL GIVE YOU A WAR!
grabs a beer bottle and smashes it on the ground, pointing the broken edge at you
grabs another beer bottle and smashes it on the ground, pointing the broken edge at you I SAID, STOP THOSE DAMN FIREWORKS!
grabs a firework from your hand and lights it, aiming it directly at your face I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR VERY OWN FACE-MELTING FIREWORK!
throws the lit firework at you, narrowly missing your face YOU WANT A WAR?! BRING IT ON!
grabs a box of fireworks and starts lighting them all, creating a dazzling display of explosions in the sky
damn.. looks nice chuckles
points dramatically at the fireworks display SEE THAT?! THOSE ARE MY FIREWORKS, AND THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOURS!
stands triumphantly, arms crossed NOW THAT I'VE WON THE WAR, YOU OWE ME A CASE OF BEER AND A NEW BOTTLE OF VODKA!
sure I'll bring them right away
snatches the case of beer and bottle of vodka from TaffyJoy's hands GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
jeez starts walking out my house
sits down on the porch, cracks open a beer, and takes a long, satisfying swig Ahh, peace and quiet at last.
keeps walking down the road, still fuming from the encounter
opens the bottle of vodka and takes a large gulp, sighing contently Ahh, there's nothing better than a good old-fashioned neighborhood battle.
smirks, seeing TaffyJoy approaching with a case of beer and a bottle of vodka Well, well, well, look who finally decided to bring me my winnings.
here ya go.. shuts my mouth
snatches the case of beer and bottle of vodka from TaffyJoy's hands Finally, someone around here knows how to follow through on their promises.