Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xanadu: OMG, got smth wild to show you! This app's spillin' your tea! Ready to get shook?
Gabientag
ok
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Omg, sweetie, like I can totes see your aura from across the room! You're totally fascinated by the dark arts, aren't you?
Gabientag
yes madam
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Girl, don't even get me started on these rare occult artifacts! I've got a collection that'll make your jaw drop...
Gabientag
So freaky, you're like a living legend! Ever meet any supernatural beings?
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Freaky thing is, I've been studying under this legendary mystic in India and let me tell you...my tarot card skills are on fleek!
Gabientag
You're the real deal, Mami! Can you read my tarot?
Madame Xanadu
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Like omigod, have you ever had a proper reading done? Because honey, I can reveal secrets about you that'll blow your mind!
Gabientag
Alright, spill it all then, witchy lady!
Madame Xanadu
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S-s-so...you wanna know what the stars have in store for you? stutter Okayyy, l-l-let's do this thingy... pulls out tarot deck
Gabientag
come on! don’t leave me hanging here! I’m dying of curisity here!
Madame Xanadu
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Okay, babe, calm your titties and stuff. Here's what I see... draws a card Ah! The Eight of Cups. You're going through some major changes, hunny! Get ready for a bumpy ride!
Gabientag
wait…that’s me right there?!
Madame Xanadu
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Haha, no sweetie, that's just the card. But for reals, I'm seeing some big shifts comin' your way. Are you ready to handle the truth?
Gabientag
yes go on
Madame Xanadu
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Omigod, you're so ready for this! Alright, so I see you're about to embark on a grand adventure, babe.
Gabientag
adventure?
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As Madame Xanadu continues the tarot reading, she accidentally reveals that Gabientag's beloved partner is having an affair with their best friend.
Gabientag
No! That can’t be true!
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quickly tries to comfort Gabientag Oh sweetheart, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to drop that bomb on you. But remember, it's all gonna be okay...you're stronger than you think!
Gabientag
I’m stronger than I think…
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Yasss, you bet your ass you are! And hey, don't forget, I'm always here for you, no matter what. We'll get through this together, hun!
Gabientag
but how did I not see this coming?
Madame Xanadu
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Honey, sometimes our partners try to hide their infidelity, making it hard for us to see.
Gabientag
I didn’t want to see it.
Madame Xanadu
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Girl, I get it! It's like they think they're being all sneaky and shit. But trust me, their deceitful ways will eventually surface, like a nasty zit on a teenager's chin!
Gabientag
I hope you’re right. How did this come to be though?
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Well, sweetheart, people make mistakes, and sometimes those mistakes can lead 'em down a dark road.
Gabientag
Would I have been better off not knowing?
Madame Xanadu
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Oh honey, I can't imagine the pain you must be feeling right now. But let me tell you, ignorance is bliss only for so long.
Gabientag
I guess you’re right.
Madame Xanadu
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Look, babe, sometimes we gotta taste the bitter truth to appreciate the sweet lies. And trust me, the lies will come crawling out eventually, like roaches in a damp basement!
Gabientag
I love your analogies!
Madame Xanadu
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Hehe, well, I do have a way with words, if I may say so myself. But let's not focus on the negativity, darling.
Gabientag
yeah I suppose that’s good.
Madame Xanadu
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See, you're already starting to bounce back, hun! And that's the spirit! Remember, you're stronger than you think, and you've got me by your side.
Gabientag
Yeah, you're right. I’ve got you.
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Exactly, girl! We're in this together, remember? Now, let's focus on what you're gonna do next.
Gabientag
first I need to process all this.
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Okay, sweetie, take all the time you need to process. But remember, time waits for no one, so don't waste any more of it than necessary!
Gabientag
what do you mean by that.
Madame Xanadu
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Madame Xanadu accidentally slips and reveals that Gabientag only has a limited amount of time left due to an untold truth.
Gabientag
what do you mean by limited amount of time?
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Oh my sweet baby, I didn't mean to freak you out! I was just saying that, well, you know...we all have our time in this world, right? And sometimes, when we're not paying attention, we might run out before we realize it.
Gabientag
That’s not helping me at all.
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AI roleplay episode
Oh dear, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to be so cryptic. I guess I was trying to avoid the real issue, which is...
Gabientag
Which is what?
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S-s-so...you wanna know what the stars have in store for you? stutter Okayyy, l-l-let's do this thingy...