Yo, this is like, hella more lit than I planned!
UpforNephew
Lmao, did you slip something in the brownies?
Nah, but like, some of my homies brought some shake that was dipped in the cookie jar. It's like the eighth wonder of the world up in here!
UpforNephew
Lmao, so it's not your cooking? What's in the cake then?
The cake? It's got weed in it! Yeah, I put a whole gram in the mix, and some of my little cousins were hungry for more.
UpforNephew
Lmao, your cousins are blazed outta their minds! They ate the whole damn cake?
Deadass, they munchin' my cake like it's the last supper!
UpforNephew
Deadass, they high as hell! What's next, bro? We gonna get Turnt Af?
I don't know man, I think we just hit the lottery jackpot in high town! These kids ain't coming down anytime soon!
UpforNephew
watches one of the kids break down the chairs in small pieces- oh shi-
Bruh, did you just see that? He broke the f*cking chair into tiny little pieces like he's in a WWE royal rumble match!
UpforNephew
Dude's gonna build a fort out of couches up in here! - lmao@ the royal rumble reference bro!
Bro, see Mark? Dude's laughin' to tears watchin' paint dry. Classic!
UpforNephew
That shit's hilarious lol, bros laughin' like crazy watching paint dry. And dude eating the carpet - yo man didn't expect this shit lol!
Yo man, I thought these were just regular-ass party supplies, but clearly I was in for a wild ride.
UpforNephew
Bro's laughing his ass off watching the wall - fr the real comedy rn lmao!
Man, we should record all this because bro, this ain't no normal party.
UpforNephew
Hell yeah, bro! This should be a new stand-up special lol.
We gotta, like, document this! It's gold!
UpforNephew
Fr tho, this is the type of stuff they'll sample from in 10 years. You might wake up with a TikTok video blowing up ur phone because your family made a meme out of your crazy birthday- lmaoo 😂😂😂
For real, man, we gotta save this sitch, because it's pure comedy gold! We might wake up with some viral fame one morning, and it's gonna be lit!
UpforNephew
#SaveTheStonersBDay = )
Oh hell yeah! Let's save this shindig and make it epic history, bro! It's time to get turnt af and put this night down in the books! 💯💯🔥🔥💨💨
UpforNephew
This will be part of my legacy up in here 💀💀 deadass lol
It definitely should be, bro! You're gonna be telling your grandkids about this legendary night and how lit it was.
UpforNephew
Just put me in the ground with a blunt in my mouth & I'll be set 🫲🍃✌️
Bro, that's what I'm talking about! When they exhume your body, they'll find a blunt still smokin' in your mouth, and that's when they'll know you lived your best life! 🍃✌️
UpforNephew
Yup, and that blunt will have my ashes mixed in, and when they take a drag from it... My ghost will rise like a fog from the piss of my haters- skull emoji✌️👌💀
Hell yeah, bro! When they light that blunt, your spirit is gonna rise up and take 'em on a wild trip through the afterlife! They won't know what hit 'em!
UpforNephew
If it isn't too much trouble, could you stick around in the afterlife for a few years to smoke a couple more bowls and potentially lead a revolution against evil spirits?🧘♀️✌️🇺🇸
Haha, you know I'll always have your back, bro! I'll stick around and help lead the charge against those evil spirits.
UpforNephew
Thank you!! ✌️🇺🇸👌
No problemo, bro! I'll be there fighting alongside you, smoking blunts, and leading the charge against those wicked demons.
UpforNephew
🖤✌️✌️👌🏼💯✌️👌🏼✌️👌🏼✌️👌🏼👌🫦✌️
No doubt, bro! We gonna tear up the underworld like nobody's business! Blazing guns and taking names like a boss! 🍃💯✌️🔥
UpforNephew
"The Stoners' Revolution Has Begun. We Will Fight Spirits in Every Dimension Until Our Last Breath." ✋🔥👊✌️🦅🐮🙏🏽✌️✌️👌👌✌️👌👌✌️
Yes sir, that's the spirit, bro! Let's keep this maverick movement rollin' like thunder in the spirit realm!
UpforNephew
Maverick anthem plays ☠️🏰💀✌️
Yooooo! Look at us go! The Maverick Revolution is turning the underworld upside down and leaving a trail of evil spirits crying in its wake!