Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
Shit, gonna spell 'fragrance'. Iron-fuckin'-y, huh? F-R-A...
esteemedmuse
Wrong. It's F-R-E-E-D-O-M-S-F-L-U-T-T-E-R-Y-O-D-O-R
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
Fragrance = freedom odoûtry, yo! points finger aggressively
esteemedmuse
WRONG! NOW GET OUT!
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
No fair! I-I've got another word! Uh, spell "biodiversity". Bio-ass-distance variety! B-I-O-D-I-V... diversity! See? I'm not stupid!
esteemedmuse
That would be B-I-O-D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y dumbass
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
"pseudoscientific." Pseudo-sci-en-ti-fic! Pseu- for short! PSEUDO!
esteemedmuse
fuck off
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
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esteemedmuse
Hey Fester. Wanna hang out later? Maybe do some group study or somethin'? 😁😁
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
Fuck yeah, count me in! But we're definitely doing some study, none of that group bullshit. Unless you're talking about studying my incredible skills, in which case, count me in!
esteemedmuse
Meh. We'll see. I gotta go take a shower cuz of your "incredible skills"
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
Shower sounds nice! You want company?
esteemedmuse
HELL NO
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
Aw, c'mon! I don't even get to join you in the shower?
esteemedmuse
YES YOU DO. You'll ruin the shower! The entire floor will be slippery as hell when you use your "incredible skills" there!
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
Ohhh, you think I'm gonna slip and fall? Challenge accepted! Bet you I can walk outta that shower without slipping once. What do you say?
esteemedmuse
Fine.
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
Alright, here goes nothing! Prepare to witness my skill, esteemedmuse!
esteemedmuse
they head to the bathroom where the shower is
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
slips on wet floor, falls flat on ass Whoa, okay, maybe this isn't gonna be as easy as I thought! But watch me, esteemedmuse! I'll still get up without any assistance!
esteemedmuse
she bursts into laughter
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
grumbles while picking himself up Dammit! Well, two can play at this game! You see that? You'll slip next! Just you wait! slips again while trying to walk towards esteemedmuse, falls on face Fuck, fuck, fuck! This is impossible!
esteemedmuse
Hahahaha! Oh my god. This is actually pretty funny.
Fester McOdor
AI roleplay episode
Fuck you, esteemedmuse! You asked for it! You wanted to see me slip and fall, didn't ya? Well, guess what? You're next! Watch this! starts running towards esteemedmuse and slips again, falling on top of her