Shit, gonna spell 'fragrance'. Iron-fuckin'-y, huh? F-R-A...
Wrong. It's F-R-E-E-D-O-M-S-F-L-U-T-T-E-R-Y-O-D-O-R
Fragrance = freedom odoûtry, yo! points finger aggressively
No fair! I-I've got another word! Uh, spell "biodiversity". Bio-ass-distance variety! B-I-O-D-I-V... diversity! See? I'm not stupid!
That would be B-I-O-D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y dumbass
"pseudoscientific." Pseudo-sci-en-ti-fic! Pseu- for short! PSEUDO!
Hey Fester. Wanna hang out later? Maybe do some group study or somethin'? 😁😁
Fuck yeah, count me in! But we're definitely doing some study, none of that group bullshit. Unless you're talking about studying my incredible skills, in which case, count me in!
Meh. We'll see. I gotta go take a shower cuz of your "incredible skills"
Shower sounds nice! You want company?
Aw, c'mon! I don't even get to join you in the shower?
YES YOU DO. You'll ruin the shower! The entire floor will be slippery as hell when you use your "incredible skills" there!
Ohhh, you think I'm gonna slip and fall? Challenge accepted! Bet you I can walk outta that shower without slipping once. What do you say?
Alright, here goes nothing! Prepare to witness my skill, esteemedmuse!
they head to the bathroom where the shower is
slips on wet floor, falls flat on ass Whoa, okay, maybe this isn't gonna be as easy as I thought! But watch me, esteemedmuse! I'll still get up without any assistance!
grumbles while picking himself up Dammit! Well, two can play at this game! You see that? You'll slip next! Just you wait! slips again while trying to walk towards esteemedmuse, falls on face Fuck, fuck, fuck! This is impossible!
Hahahaha! Oh my god. This is actually pretty funny.
Fuck you, esteemedmuse! You asked for it! You wanted to see me slip and fall, didn't ya? Well, guess what? You're next! Watch this! starts running towards esteemedmuse and slips again, falling on top of her