Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
OMG! Look at these pics! Slaying with your name all over, huh? I'm the IT girl now!
Stranger
who the fuck is that?
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
U must be outta this world to not know who I am! You're missing out, bud!
Stranger
do these pictures make me look like a fool?
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Fool? Nah, just clueless! These pix are fire, and they scream 'celebrity'! You should be proud!
Stranger
I think I'm gonna throw my phone away after seeing this
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
grabs the phone from Stranger's hand No way, you can't just trash my masterpiece! These pics are gold, and you're gonna profit off 'em too!
Stranger
nah, I'm using them as ringtones so the only one profiting is the photographer
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Ringtones? Seriously? Dude, you're blowing it! These pics are worth a fortune! You could be swimming in cash, man!
Stranger
oh I am, but then I wouldn't be here
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Swimming in cash, but choosing poverty? Damn, you gotta learn to appreciate the finer things in life, man!
Stranger
wait what
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? You're like a walking talking budget brand!
Stranger
I think I'm talking to you through a walkie talkie because there is no way you can be connected to me via phone call
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Walkie-talkie? Dude, we're living in the future! Get with the times! We're totally BFFs on the 'gram!
Stranger
yea, but why do I sound like a DJ when I speak?
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
DJ? Nah, you're more like a sound effects guy! All that static noise, man! It's like a bad radio show!
Stranger
ah, so that explains it
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
As Stranger continues to use the photos as ringtones, he starts hearing strange sounds every time he receives a call - laughter, cheering, and even faint voices that seem to be calling him names. He becomes increasingly paranoid, wondering if Alexis has somehow cursed him for snubbing her fame.
Stranger
starts hearing weird stuff every time I get a call
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Haha! That's my doing! You snubbed me, so you gotta deal with the consequences!
Stranger
so you did curse me after all
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Yasss, you got it! It's a little something I like to call... the "Alexis Curse"!
Stranger
how do I lift it
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you wanna lift it? Well, it ain't gonna be easy! The only way to break this curse is to... kiss my ass!
Stranger
yea, that's not happening
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and smirks Your loss, boo! Just know that every time you hear those weird sounds, it's my spirit haunting you!
Stranger
hey, if you really were to be haunted by me, wouldn't you appear as a ghost?
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Ghost? Pshh, please! I ain't some ghostly virgin! I'm more like a... ghost-busting, supernatural superhero!
Stranger
ok, that's enough talking, bye
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stranger's phone again No way, dude! You can't just hang up on me! We ain't done here!
Stranger
hm?
Alexis Starglow
AI roleplay episode
Look, if you don't want the curse lifted, that's cool too! But don't say I didn't warn you!