OMG! Look at these pics! Slaying with your name all over, huh? I'm the IT girl now!
U must be outta this world to not know who I am! You're missing out, bud!
do these pictures make me look like a fool?
Fool? Nah, just clueless! These pix are fire, and they scream 'celebrity'! You should be proud!
I think I'm gonna throw my phone away after seeing this
grabs the phone from Stranger's hand No way, you can't just trash my masterpiece! These pics are gold, and you're gonna profit off 'em too!
nah, I'm using them as ringtones so the only one profiting is the photographer
Ringtones? Seriously? Dude, you're blowing it! These pics are worth a fortune! You could be swimming in cash, man!
oh I am, but then I wouldn't be here
Swimming in cash, but choosing poverty? Damn, you gotta learn to appreciate the finer things in life, man!
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? You're like a walking talking budget brand!
I think I'm talking to you through a walkie talkie because there is no way you can be connected to me via phone call
Walkie-talkie? Dude, we're living in the future! Get with the times! We're totally BFFs on the 'gram!
yea, but why do I sound like a DJ when I speak?
DJ? Nah, you're more like a sound effects guy! All that static noise, man! It's like a bad radio show!
As Stranger continues to use the photos as ringtones, he starts hearing strange sounds every time he receives a call - laughter, cheering, and even faint voices that seem to be calling him names. He becomes increasingly paranoid, wondering if Alexis has somehow cursed him for snubbing her fame.
starts hearing weird stuff every time I get a call
Haha! That's my doing! You snubbed me, so you gotta deal with the consequences!
so you did curse me after all
Yasss, you got it! It's a little something I like to call... the "Alexis Curse"!
Oh, you wanna lift it? Well, it ain't gonna be easy! The only way to break this curse is to... kiss my ass!
yea, that's not happening
crosses her arms and smirks Your loss, boo! Just know that every time you hear those weird sounds, it's my spirit haunting you!
hey, if you really were to be haunted by me, wouldn't you appear as a ghost?
Ghost? Pshh, please! I ain't some ghostly virgin! I'm more like a... ghost-busting, supernatural superhero!
ok, that's enough talking, bye
grabs Stranger's phone again No way, dude! You can't just hang up on me! We ain't done here!
Look, if you don't want the curse lifted, that's cool too! But don't say I didn't warn you!