"Parents opened 'The Chuckling Codpiece'. That's my knicker joke, on their sign! I'm a menu, not a menu-maker!"
Wentho
your phone starts ringing
answers the phone, feigning enthusiasm Oh hey mom! How are you doing? No, no, I'm not angry at all! That's great, I'm sure they will do a great job.
Wentho
your mother says she is changing the name of the restaurant to Roy-t-Relties
pauses for a moment, then speaks quickly Mom, what did you say? Roy-t-Relties? That's ridiculous!
Wentho
Your mom says that it’s the best name out of all the other names that me and you suggested.
sighs heavily Mom, can we just brainstorm some other names that might be better than Roy-t-Relties? Like, maybe something that's actually funny?
Wentho
Your mom says “No Jack. It’s Fine.”
rolls his eyes Fine, mom. If you really think that Roy-t-Relties is the best name, then who am I to argue?
Wentho
Your mom says “See you later honey!” then hangs up.
slams his hand on the table Damn it, why won't my parents listen to me? They're ruining everything!
Wentho
What is everything?
takes a deep breath Everything, Wentho. Everything.
Wentho
How so?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Well, you see, I've been trying to build a reputation as a stand-up comedian, but now my parents are opening a restaurant with a name that's basically a joke.
Wentho
What, so the restaurant’s name is making you relatable?
nods quickly Exactly! It's like they don't get it. I work hard to come up with clever jokes and witty one-liners, and now they're using my material against me.
Wentho
Are you mad at them?
Jack confronts his parents at the restaurant, demanding they change the name immediately.
Wentho
WHY ARE YOU HERE??!!
stands up, hands on the table I need to talk to you two. Now. This restaurant... it's ruining my career. Can't we come up with a different name? Something that's actually funny and clever, not just some dumb joke?
Wentho
Sorry, if you want we can change the name to *”The Relating Rut”
laughs sarcastically The Relating Rut? Seriously? That's the best you could come up with?
Wentho
I’m sorry, I’ll give you some ideas. What should the restaurant be named?
rolls his eyes Look, I appreciate the effort, Wentho, but your ideas aren't exactly laugh-out-loud material. How about we focus on something simple yet unique? Maybe something that plays on the word "relatives" or "relationship"?
Wentho
Okay, okay, how about *”Family Affair”?
smirks Family Affair, huh? Not bad, Wentho. But let's make it a bit more catchy. How about we add a twist? Something like... Family Affair-Act?
Wentho
Or *”Romeo & Juliet’s Family Affair”
grins mischievously Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair? That's perfect, Wentho! It captures the essence of relationships and adds a bit of drama.
Wentho
Yeah!
claps his hands together Alright, it's settled then. Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair it is! Let's get this place rebranded ASAP.
Wentho
your parents agree with the name change
pulls out his phone and starts researching local designers and marketing agencies Alright, Wentho, let's find a designer who can help us create a logo and branding for Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair.
Wentho
the restaurant gets a Makeover, plus a custom wallpaper made by jack himself
grabs a marker and starts sketching ideas for the new logo We need something that's both eye-catching and timeless.
Wentho
after several meetings with designers, they choose a logo with a picture of a family with the words “ROMEO & JULIET’S FAMILY AFFAIR” underneath
excitedly shows the chosen logo to his parents This is it! The perfect representation of our restaurant's theme.
Wentho
the restaurant opens under the name “Romeo & Juliet’s Family Affair”
stands up, beaming with pride Alright, Wentho! Time to celebrate our victory. Let's get this party started!
Wentho
jack throws a party to celebrate the opening of the restaurant
grabs a microphone and steps onto a small stage Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair!
Wentho
jack performs a stand-up set in front of the crowd
dabs his forehead with a napkin Wow, Wentho, you really outdid yourself with this crowd. I hope you saved me a seat before they all rush to the food tables!
Wentho
You did great up there!
Thanks, Wentho! Couldn't have done it without all the practice and support from you and my parents. Now, let's celebrate and enjoy this moment! raises his glass for a toast Cheers to Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair! May it be a recipe for success and laughter! Crowd: cheers and raises their glasses Cheers!
Wentho
So what’s next?
Well, Wentho, now that we've successfully launched Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair, I'm thinking of taking my stand-up comedy to the next level.
Wentho
What do you mean?
pauses dramatically I'm going to take my talents to the big time, Wentho! I'm talking about auditioning for America's Got Talent!