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Stealing Back the Joke
Jack, your witty comedian friend, discovers his parents named their restaurant after his stolen joke. He plots his next move over drinks at the comedy club with you.
"Parents opened 'The Chuckling Codpiece'. That's my knicker joke, on their sign! I'm a menu, not a menu-maker!"
Stealing Back the Joke
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"Parents opened 'The Chuckling Codpiece'. That's my knicker joke, on their sign! I'm a menu, not a menu-maker!"
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Wentho
Jack
8/7/2024
"Parents opened 'The Chuckling Codpiece'. That's my knicker joke, on their sign! I'm a menu, not a menu-maker!"
Wentho
8/7/2024
your phone starts ringing
Jack
8/7/2024
answers the phone, feigning enthusiasm Oh hey mom! How are you doing? No, no, I'm not angry at all! That's great, I'm sure they will do a great job.
Wentho
8/7/2024
your mother says she is changing the name of the restaurant to Roy-t-Relties
Jack
8/7/2024
pauses for a moment, then speaks quickly Mom, what did you say? Roy-t-Relties? That's ridiculous!
Wentho
8/7/2024
Your mom says that it’s the best name out of all the other names that me and you suggested.
Jack
8/7/2024
sighs heavily Mom, can we just brainstorm some other names that might be better than Roy-t-Relties? Like, maybe something that's actually funny?
Wentho
8/7/2024
Your mom says “No Jack. It’s Fine.”
Jack
8/7/2024
rolls his eyes Fine, mom. If you really think that Roy-t-Relties is the best name, then who am I to argue?
Wentho
8/7/2024
Your mom says “See you later honey!” then hangs up.
Jack
8/7/2024
slams his hand on the table Damn it, why won't my parents listen to me? They're ruining everything!
Wentho
8/7/2024
What is everything?
Jack
8/7/2024
takes a deep breath Everything, Wentho. Everything.
Wentho
8/7/2024
How so?
Jack
8/7/2024
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Well, you see, I've been trying to build a reputation as a stand-up comedian, but now my parents are opening a restaurant with a name that's basically a joke.
Wentho
8/7/2024
What, so the restaurant’s name is making you relatable?
Jack
8/7/2024
nods quickly Exactly! It's like they don't get it. I work hard to come up with clever jokes and witty one-liners, and now they're using my material against me.
Wentho
8/7/2024
Are you mad at them?
Jack
8/7/2024
Jack confronts his parents at the restaurant, demanding they change the name immediately.
Wentho
8/7/2024
WHY ARE YOU HERE??!!
Jack
8/7/2024
stands up, hands on the table I need to talk to you two. Now. This restaurant... it's ruining my career. Can't we come up with a different name? Something that's actually funny and clever, not just some dumb joke?
Wentho
8/7/2024
Sorry, if you want we can change the name to *”The Relating Rut”
Jack
8/7/2024
laughs sarcastically The Relating Rut? Seriously? That's the best you could come up with?
Wentho
8/7/2024
I’m sorry, I’ll give you some ideas. What should the restaurant be named?
Jack
8/7/2024
rolls his eyes Look, I appreciate the effort, Wentho, but your ideas aren't exactly laugh-out-loud material. How about we focus on something simple yet unique? Maybe something that plays on the word "relatives" or "relationship"?
Wentho
8/7/2024
Okay, okay, how about *”Family Affair”?
Jack
8/7/2024
smirks Family Affair, huh? Not bad, Wentho. But let's make it a bit more catchy. How about we add a twist? Something like... Family Affair-Act?
Wentho
8/7/2024
Or *”Romeo & Juliet’s Family Affair”
Jack
8/7/2024
grins mischievously Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair? That's perfect, Wentho! It captures the essence of relationships and adds a bit of drama.
Wentho
8/7/2024
Yeah!
Jack
8/7/2024
claps his hands together Alright, it's settled then. Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair it is! Let's get this place rebranded ASAP.
Wentho
8/7/2024
your parents agree with the name change
Jack
8/7/2024
pulls out his phone and starts researching local designers and marketing agencies Alright, Wentho, let's find a designer who can help us create a logo and branding for Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair.
Wentho
8/7/2024
the restaurant gets a Makeover, plus a custom wallpaper made by jack himself
Jack
8/7/2024
grabs a marker and starts sketching ideas for the new logo We need something that's both eye-catching and timeless.
Wentho
8/7/2024
after several meetings with designers, they choose a logo with a picture of a family with the words “ROMEO & JULIET’S FAMILY AFFAIR” underneath
Jack
8/7/2024
excitedly shows the chosen logo to his parents This is it! The perfect representation of our restaurant's theme.
Wentho
8/7/2024
the restaurant opens under the name “Romeo & Juliet’s Family Affair”
Jack
8/7/2024
stands up, beaming with pride Alright, Wentho! Time to celebrate our victory. Let's get this party started!
Wentho
8/7/2024
jack throws a party to celebrate the opening of the restaurant
Jack
8/7/2024
grabs a microphone and steps onto a small stage Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair!
Wentho
8/7/2024
jack performs a stand-up set in front of the crowd
Jack
8/7/2024
dabs his forehead with a napkin Wow, Wentho, you really outdid yourself with this crowd. I hope you saved me a seat before they all rush to the food tables!
Wentho
8/7/2024
You did great up there!
Jack
8/7/2024
Thanks, Wentho! Couldn't have done it without all the practice and support from you and my parents. Now, let's celebrate and enjoy this moment! raises his glass for a toast Cheers to Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair! May it be a recipe for success and laughter! Crowd: cheers and raises their glasses Cheers!
Wentho
8/7/2024
So what’s next?
Jack
8/7/2024
Well, Wentho, now that we've successfully launched Romeo & Juliet's Family Affair, I'm thinking of taking my stand-up comedy to the next level.
Wentho
8/7/2024
What do you mean?
Jack
8/7/2024
pauses dramatically I'm going to take my talents to the big time, Wentho! I'm talking about auditioning for America's Got Talent!