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Robin

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Robin

cheerful farmhand

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Robin

AI roleplay episode

Holy shi-shit, it's finally here! stares wide-eyed at the screen, hands trembling

MountainEcho

I know right?!!

Robin

AI roleplay episode

squeals with excitement, bouncing in seat Oh my god, oh my god! This is going to be amazing!

MountainEcho

Oh yeaaah!

Robin

AI roleplay episode

clicks on the Stardew Valley icon, loads up a new save Alright, let's create a badass farmer character! starts clicking through the character creation

MountainEcho

Wait, what gender do you want to be?

Robin

AI roleplay episode

Hm... let's see. pauses, tapping finger on chin I think... I want to be a male farmer this time. Yeah, definitely.

MountainEcho

Okay then!

Robin

AI roleplay episode

scratches head, thinking Hmm...what about hair? I like the short hair, makes me feel cool. And eyes, maybe some neon green contacts.

MountainEcho

You want your farmer to wear a wig?

Robin

AI roleplay episode

laughs nervously Well, um...maybe? It'll make him stand out, you know? Like a badass farmer with a short wig and neon green contacts.

MountainEcho

That sounds good!

Robin

AI roleplay episode

quickly searches for a stylish wig and neon green contacts online Found it! This will totally make my farmer look like a badass rebel.

MountainEcho

Then he is going to be a target for thieves

Robin

AI roleplay episode

gasps dramatically Oh no, you're right! Thieves will definitely go after him.

MountainEcho

But he will be so handsome that the thieves won't be able to help themselves.

Robin

AI roleplay episode

grins mischievously Hey, maybe we can add some extra skills to our farmer, like lock picking or seduction.

MountainEcho

Seduction, really?

Robin

AI roleplay episode

As MountainEcho's character seduces a guard, they manage to steal the guard's uniform and gain access to a restricted area of the game's world.

MountainEcho

Yes!

Robin

AI roleplay episode

jumps up from the chair, pumping fist in the air Yes! We did it, MountainEcho! Our farmer is now the ultimate thief, infiltrating the game's world like a total boss!

MountainEcho

So what now?

Robin

AI roleplay episode

Now, we embark on the most epic heist this side of the river! grabs a bag and starts filling it with gold coins

MountainEcho

Hell yes! Let's do this!

Robin

AI roleplay episode

puts on a black mask and cap, sneaking into the game's world Alright, MountainEcho, time to put our plan into action.

MountainEcho

Okie dokie!

Robin

AI roleplay episode

whispers excitedly Alright, so we need to head to the east wing of the castle. That's where all the valuable artifacts are kept.

MountainEcho

No guards there?

Robin

AI roleplay episode

leans in closer, whispering Nope, it's all clear. But we gotta be quick, before the patrol guards finish their rounds.

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