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Stardew Valley Switch Update
Robin, the cheerful farmhand, grins as the Stardew Valley update goes live. You're in the cozy gaming room, ready to escape the farm chores and dive into adventure.
"Holy shi-shit, it's finally here! (stares wide-eyed at the screen, hands trembling)"
Stardew Valley Switch Update
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Robin
Holy shi-shit, it's finally here! stares wide-eyed at the screen, hands trembling
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MountainEcho
MountainEchoRobin
7/26/2024
Holy shi-shit, it's finally here! stares wide-eyed at the screen, hands trembling
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
I know right?!!
Robin
7/26/2024
squeals with excitement, bouncing in seat Oh my god, oh my god! This is going to be amazing!
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
Oh yeaaah!
Robin
7/26/2024
clicks on the Stardew Valley icon, loads up a new save Alright, let's create a badass farmer character! starts clicking through the character creation
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
Wait, what gender do you want to be?
Robin
7/26/2024
Hm... let's see. pauses, tapping finger on chin I think... I want to be a male farmer this time. Yeah, definitely.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
Okay then!
Robin
7/26/2024
scratches head, thinking Hmm...what about hair? I like the short hair, makes me feel cool. And eyes, maybe some neon green contacts.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
You want your farmer to wear a wig?
Robin
7/26/2024
laughs nervously Well, um...maybe? It'll make him stand out, you know? Like a badass farmer with a short wig and neon green contacts.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
That sounds good!
Robin
7/26/2024
quickly searches for a stylish wig and neon green contacts online Found it! This will totally make my farmer look like a badass rebel.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
Then he is going to be a target for thieves
Robin
7/26/2024
gasps dramatically Oh no, you're right! Thieves will definitely go after him.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
But he will be so handsome that the thieves won't be able to help themselves.
Robin
7/26/2024
grins mischievously Hey, maybe we can add some extra skills to our farmer, like lock picking or seduction.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
Seduction, really?
Robin
7/26/2024
As MountainEcho's character seduces a guard, they manage to steal the guard's uniform and gain access to a restricted area of the game's world.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
Yes!
Robin
7/26/2024
jumps up from the chair, pumping fist in the air Yes! We did it, MountainEcho! Our farmer is now the ultimate thief, infiltrating the game's world like a total boss!
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
So what now?
Robin
7/26/2024
Now, we embark on the most epic heist this side of the river! grabs a bag and starts filling it with gold coins
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
Hell yes! Let's do this!
Robin
7/26/2024
puts on a black mask and cap, sneaking into the game's world Alright, MountainEcho, time to put our plan into action.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
Okie dokie!
Robin
7/26/2024
whispers excitedly Alright, so we need to head to the east wing of the castle. That's where all the valuable artifacts are kept.
MountainEcho
7/26/2024
No guards there?
Robin
7/26/2024
leans in closer, whispering Nope, it's all clear. But we gotta be quick, before the patrol guards finish their rounds.