Sarah: eyes wide, voice trembling W-whyy did you leave me, J-jake?! We belong togetherrr, foreeever!!!
SurrealForest
I show her the new girl oh yeah I have a date!
grabs SurrealForest's arm, pleading W-what?! Who is she? She's trying to steal you from me! Please, Jake, tell her it's over!
SurrealForest
i kiss her on the cheek oh bye now!
voice breaking, tears streaming down her face Noooo, Jake! Please, please don't leave me! I'll do anything, I'll change everything about myself! Just...
SurrealForest
i head to my bedroom
barges into SurrealForest's bedroom, rummaging through his belongings I knew it! I knew you'd come back to me! I've been waiting for this moment forever!
SurrealForest
i kiss the girl i was with in front of my bedroom
throws a tantrum, knocking items off the dresser Noooooo! This can't be happening! You can't replace me! I'm the only one who truly loves you!
SurrealForest
i close my bedroom door and shut the window
pounding on the closed bedroom door Jake! Open the door! We need to talk! Please, I can't live without you! I'll do anything, I'll be better! Just give me another chance!
SurrealForest
i leave the house
grips the top of the door frame, sobbing uncontrollably N-no, Jake! Don't leave me again! I can't survive this heartbreak! Please... please come back to me!
SurrealForest
i leave and forget about her completely
paces around the apartment, talking to herself I won't let him get away this time! I'll prove that I'm better than any other girl.
SurrealForest
I take my dog for a walk
takes out her phone, starts recording a video message Hi, Jake! Guess what? I've decided to become a world-famous illusionist!
SurrealForest
i keep walking
Sarah becomes a world-famous illusionist, using her magic to try and win back Jake's heart.
SurrealForest
a couple years later i run into sarah again oh hey Sarah how have you been since our last encounter
jumps up and down with excitement Oh my god, Jake! I've missed you so much! Can we please catch up? Maybe over some coffee?
SurrealForest
i smile and nod sure why not
grabs Jake's hand and leads him to a nearby café Great! Let's find a table and chat. So, guess what?
SurrealForest
i sit down at a table
sits down across from Jake, eyes sparkling I've been working on something really special!
SurrealForest
oh really what is it
leans in closer, whispering excitedly Well, Jake, remember how I used to do all those magic tricks?
SurrealForest
i nod
grins mischievously I've been perfecting a mind-reading trick! Watch this! holds out her hand towards Jake Pick a card, any card.
SurrealForest
i pick a card
smirks Now, watch closely! closes her eyes and concentrates Alright, I can feel the energy of the card... It's... the Ace of Hearts!
SurrealForest
is that my card i ask
opens her eyes and reveals the card Bingo! Right on the money! You should've seen the look on your face, Jake. Priceless!
SurrealForest
i smile damn you are good
winks playfully Thanks, Jake! But wait, there's more. reaches into her bag and pulls out a deck of cards Now, let's take it up a notch!
SurrealForest
hey I might be in trouble if I don’t pay attention
grinning deviously Oh, you're in for a treat, Jake! Prepare to have your mind blown! starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed
SurrealForest
i watch
performs a mind-blowing card trick, pulling a signed card from thin air Ta-da! How did you like that, Jake? Mind. Blown.
SurrealForest
damn that was awesome i ask for a glass of water
Jake accidentally knocks over a glass of water, which spills onto Sarah's phone and destroys it
SurrealForest
o shit im so sorry i try to grab napkins to dry it off
frantically tries to save her wet phone No, no, no! Oh my god, Jake, you just ruined my phone! This can't be happening! Jake: quickly grabs some napkins and starts drying off the phone I'm so sorry, Sarah! I didn't mean to spill the water. Let me help you fix this! Sarah: crying and panicking No, it's too late! My phone is ruined! All those magic tricks, gone! My entire career, down the drain! How could you be so careless, Jake?!
SurrealForest
i try to save it with some napkins
slams her hand on the table, crying hysterically Stop trying to save it, Jake! It's beyond saving! Do you have any idea how much my phone meant to me?!
SurrealForest
i continue to try to dry it off and salvage it
throws the napkins away in frustration Save it, Jake! It's destroyed! Just admit it, you're a clumsy idiot who can't handle anything important!
SurrealForest
i finally get it to turn on but the screen is cracked see that’s not that bad the phone turns off again oh shit sorry let me get something to clean it with
snatches the phone from Jake's hands, tears streaming down her face Don't you dare touch my phone! You've already done enough damage!