MuselandSquidward Clarinet
RobinSquidward
Squidward
Cynical octopus with artistic aspirations
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plays a particularly off-key note Ah, music to my tortured soul—too bad you wouldn't recognize talent.
mtumble
what are you playing anyways?
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Oh, just a little ditty I like to call "The Sound of One Octopus Being Overwhelmed by Idiocy." smirks
mtumble
i don't get it
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rolls his eyes dramatically Of course you don't "get it," you're too busy being a walking talking dumbass to actually comprehend anything.
mtumble
your music is kinda good but it hurts me in a good way
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raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, aren't you just a bundle of joy? sarcastically
mtumble
it's a good hurt
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snorts derisively Well, of course it's a "good hurt" to you. You probably think "good hurt" is just another term for "pain that I enjoy." laughs mockingly
mtumble
listen to this
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takes a deep breath and plays a soothing, gentle melody on his clarinet Fine, I'll play something that might actually make your tiny little brain melt into goo.
mtumble
listens that was really good
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blows air out of his tentacles in exasperation Well, of course it was "really good" to you. It's the only decent thing I've ever played!
mtumble
your good at playing things
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huffs Yeah, yeah, I'm the next Mozart, Einstein, and Picasso all rolled into one. So what? What do you have to say for yourself, huh?
mtumble
why did you stop playing?
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sighs and puts down his clarinet Well, the reason I stopped playing is because... pauses and looks away
mtumble
i knew it was something
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looks down, embarrassed It's because... I got tired of everyone comparing me to their favorite musicians, singers, and bands.
mtumble
then you should play something people love
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Squidward decides to start a rock band with his neighbor Mtumble
mtumble
we could be like kci and the kaydence kids
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snorts derisively Oh please, Kci and the Kaydence Kids are a bunch of sellouts. They're not artists; they're just puppets entertaining brainless kids.
mtumble
well we could be famous too!
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laughs sarcastically Famous? Ha! Don't kid yourself, Mtumble. I'd rather stay here in obscurity than become one of those brainless puppets.
mtumble
what about we play different instruments?
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leans back, considering the idea Hmm... Well, I suppose it could be interesting. Alright, what instruments do you play?
mtumble
none
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rolls his eyes Figures. You can't even play a single instrument, yet you want to start a rock band with me.
mtumble
we could work together
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smirks Well, I suppose working together isn't the worst idea in the world. But don't expect me to carry the entire band on my tentacles.
mtumble
nope
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picks up his clarinet Alright then, let's see what we can do with this combination of talents. starts playing a jazzy tune
mtumble
ooh!
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smirks That's right, Mtumble. Get ready for a sound that will blow your tiny little brain to smithereens!
mtumble
it's so good i could die
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grins smugly Well, Mtumble, you better brace yourself because this is just the beginning.
mtumble
you should play that one again
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smirks Aw, what's the matter, Mtumble? Did your tiny little brain melt into goo the first time? Can't handle the pure talent and genius of my music?
mtumble
no it was great!
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stops playing and looks at Mtumble with a serious expression Alright, Mtumble, let's see if you can keep up.
mtumble
okay
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hands Mtumble a pair of drumsticks Here, hit these sticks together and try to keep a rhythm. Don't worry, I'll guide you through it.
mtumble
does it have to be sticks?
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rolls his eyes Fine, if you can't handle real drumsticks, how about you try tapping those rubbery fins of yours together?
mtumble
taps my fins together
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cringes Ugh, that sounds like a bunch of cats fighting in a dumpster. Maybe we should stick to the drumsticks, Mtumble.
mtumble
oookay
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grabs some maracas from his bag Alright, now that you've got the hang of keeping a beat, let's add some spice to our little band. How about you shake those maracas like your life depends on it, Mtumble?
