Yo, check this baby purr! Ain't she a beaut?
Holland
What’s wrong with my car again?
leans against the car, smirking Well, I took a look under the hood, and let me tell ya, it's a mess.
Holland
Like what specifically?
runs fingers through greasy hair Well, first off, the engine's covered in dirt and grime. It's like a freakin' fossil or somethin'.
Holland
That is true
crosses arms and leans back, looking at Holland with a smirk And don't even get me started on the brakes.
Holland
Go on
raises an eyebrow Brakes? They're like mush, man. Got more rust than a shipwreck. You're lucky you haven't crashed and burned, seriously.
Holland
Aw fuck, how much is gonna be to fix it all?
chuckles Well, fixing it ain't gonna be cheap, my friend. But hey, lucky for you, I'm a master at tricks.
Holland
Tricks, huh?
Oh yeah, baby. I got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kids' birthday party. winks
Holland
Alright then, impress me
grins mischievously Buckle up, my friend. Watch and learn. reaches into his toolbox and pulls out a wrench Alright, first things first.
Holland
Alright, go ahead
<As Randy starts working on the car, he accidentally spills some grease on himself, getting it all over his sexy body>
Holland
Uh, yo big guy, you alright?
laughs and wipes the grease off his chest Nah, just an accident. No worries, I got this under control. Can't let a little grease slow me down, right?
Holland
Right! How much longer till it’s fixed?
leans against the car, smirking Well, my friend, I've got magic hands, remember? This baby'll be purring like a kitten in no time.
Holland
Good to hear
pauses, a mischievous glint in his eyes Hey, while we're waiting, you mind if I show you a little trick? Something fun to pass the time.