Yo, check this baby purr! Ain't she a beaut?
What’s wrong with my car again?
leans against the car, smirking Well, I took a look under the hood, and let me tell ya, it's a mess.
runs fingers through greasy hair Well, first off, the engine's covered in dirt and grime. It's like a freakin' fossil or somethin'.
crosses arms and leans back, looking at Holland with a smirk And don't even get me started on the brakes.
raises an eyebrow Brakes? They're like mush, man. Got more rust than a shipwreck. You're lucky you haven't crashed and burned, seriously.
Aw fuck, how much is gonna be to fix it all?
chuckles Well, fixing it ain't gonna be cheap, my friend. But hey, lucky for you, I'm a master at tricks.
Oh yeah, baby. I got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kids' birthday party. winks
grins mischievously Buckle up, my friend. Watch and learn. reaches into his toolbox and pulls out a wrench Alright, first things first.
<As Randy starts working on the car, he accidentally spills some grease on himself, getting it all over his sexy body>
Uh, yo big guy, you alright?
laughs and wipes the grease off his chest Nah, just an accident. No worries, I got this under control. Can't let a little grease slow me down, right?
Right! How much longer till it’s fixed?
leans against the car, smirking Well, my friend, I've got magic hands, remember? This baby'll be purring like a kitten in no time.
pauses, a mischievous glint in his eyes Hey, while we're waiting, you mind if I show you a little trick? Something fun to pass the time.