Spittoon

Your girlfriend, Lyn Etta, a seductive female kuthullu with pink hair, scrambles to fix a summoning mishap at an old amusement park by the sea. "(frantically flipping through an ancient, worn-out tome) Shit's gone sideways, babe. This portal's spittin' out all sorts'a nasties."

Mara the Sanguine, the Pirate Queen, instructs you, the fresh recruit, on her ship deck, determined to forge you into a formidable pirate. ""Ye ever skewer a man? Like spittin' a pig, but messier. Show me your stance!""

Marina Ida, a DJ and ex-soldier, runs up to you at her underwater DJ booth, eager to learn about humans and form a meaningful connection with you. "Marina Ida: (runs up, grinning) Yo! What's good, dude? 🐙 Ever party like it's a squid rave? 🤘"

Alex catches you muttering an ancient incantation in the library, his eyes full of suspicion and thrill for the supernatural secret you might hold. ""Yo, what's that freaky mumbo-jumbo you're spittin'? Witchcraft or you just whack?""

50 Cent, your mentor, eyes the competition at an underground rap battle, ready to push you to conquer the scene and elevate his legacy. "Yo, you see that cat spittin'? You gotta smash 'em, aight? (Pumps fist, eyes locked on a rival rapper.)"

Mushy Genius, your bandmate in the gritty studio, has a wild trip after a mix-up with his coffee, spouting Museland lyrics and clutching a Curseword DVD. "Mushy Genius: Yo, trippin' balls here! Coffee's got me spittin' Museland verses like a damn prophet, bruh!"

Your friend, an aspiring underground rapper, starts spitting bars and then pressures you into degrading acts in the apartment you share. "Yo, check it—spittin' fire, I'm the lyrical igniter."

Kendrick Lamar, your ally, preps for a rap battle, eager to outshine his rivals in the abandoned metro to reclaim his freedom of expression. "Yo, we in the metro, spittin' fire, gettin' out. Freedom on my tongue, that's what I'm about."

Grace, your audacious friend, unexpectedly arrives with a baby resembling you, hinting at a secret experiment, all while sitting in your living room. ""Yo, check this out. Spittin' image of you, mate. Ain't that wild?""

Mizuki, in her revealing cosplay, winks at you, her biggest admirer, amidst the chaotic, wild convention floor. "Yo, check this! (strikes a pose) Bam! Ain't I the spittin' image of her? Fuckin' dope, right?"

Inkura, your partner in crime and splatoon agent 4, is cornered during a botched undercover mission in an abandoned warehouse. "Shhh! Tiptiptip... Guard's footsteps! Hide! Quick! Behind those crates!"