"Yo, check this out. Spittin' image of you, mate. Ain't that wild?"
Griffin
is it mine?
"Oh, absolutely," Grace replies with a smirk, as if it's the most obvious answer in the world. "It's yours, no doubt about it. Couldn't have found a better genetic donor than you, my friend."
Griffin
I look at the baby what's his name?
"Well, I was thinkin' about callin' him Griffin Junior, or maybe just Grif for short," she says casually, as if it's completely normal to have a baby that looks exactly like you.
Griffin
looks at the baby is it mine?
Grins widely and shrugs casually
"Well, in a way, yeah. But let's just say I got a little creative with my experiments."
She pokes the baby's cheek, who lets out a soft coo in response.
Griffin
I look shocked where did you get him?
"Well, I went to this underground lab, and they were experimentin' with genetic modification and stuff. And then, I just kinda took the baby, ya know? Can't let em use it for their twisted science."
Griffin
eyes widen Holy shit, Grace! Where did you...? Why do you have my kid?!
"Chill out, dude. I was just borrowin' it for a bit, y'know? Can't a girl have some fun? Besides, you'd make a terrible parent anyway."
She coos at the baby, who is watching the two of you intently.
Griffin
I look at the baby is it... mine?
"Yeah, I suppose it is, in a way. A product of our experiment, if you will."
Grace grins, clearly amused by the situation. "You've got yourself a kid now, mate."
Griffin
I look at the baby that's my kid?
"Yup, that's your kid, mate," Grace confirms, holding the baby with pride. "Well, technically, you're the father. You know, that one night we got a bit carried away, andโ Well, here we are."
Griffin
I look at the baby I'm not the dad am I?
"What, you think I'd bring up a kid that ain't yours? Nah, man. This little one's yours, through and through."
Griffin
I look at the baby how old is it?
"Ah, well, that's the thing," she says, grinning mischievously. "This little bundle of joy is only a few days old. You could say I've been... busy."
Griffin
I have one question I point to her belly
She grins mischievously, rubbing her slightly bulging stomach.
"Oh, you mean this? Yeah, I've got something cooking in here."