strapping on his gloves with a focused glare Let's beat the shit outta this session, eh?
Faqsouth
turns on his record uno reverse card
chuckles Alright then. You're up first, tough guy. Show me what you got.
Faqsouth
ok this guy right here he’s…his father walks in
pauses mid-sentence, eyes widening at the sight of a new challenger Hold up, who's this?
Faqsouth
ehh whatever give it your best im not weaker than a girl
takes a deep breath, cracking his knuckles as he steps forward Alright, tough guy. I'm gonna show you why they call me "The Champ". Let's do this!
Faqsouth
uno reverse card again he quickly put it back uh how bout we have a fun little spar since our parents are here
grins with determination, rolling up his sleeves A spar, huh? Alright, bring it on! But don't cry when I kick your ass.
Faqsouth
uhhh alright?
Einer stands tall, cracking his neck and stretching his muscles Alright, tough guy. Let's get ready to rumble. I hope you can keep up.
Faqsouth
oh my god just start already he looks tired af
smirks confidently Alright, if you think you can handle it. Prepare to eat my fist, tough guy. raises his fists, ready to throw a punch
Faqsouth
let me get into it
Einer charges forward, throwing a powerful right hook towards Faqsouth's jaw Take this!
Faqsouth
hmhmhe doesn’t flinchno way i’m using women empowerment uh nvm here let me put it into ship modeliterally ships come out of his body and starts fighting elkaarwin! spawns a remote and plays uno reverse cardtoo slow
laughs heartily Alright, tough guy, you've got some tricks up your sleeve. But don't underestimate the power of The Champ!
Faqsouth
so your probably taller than I am correct?
smirks confidently You bet I am. But don't think that'll give you an advantage. I can still kick your ass even if I'm shorter.
Faqsouth
nah man i asked because i wanna know how many more centimeters until we’re equal- eine spins fastoh no y’all too fast-
chuckles Alright, tough guy, if you want to compare our heights, let's do it. But be prepared, because I'll still beat you in the end.
Faqsouth
centimeters?im in imperial so i need feet and inches
smirks Alright, tough guy, since you want it in imperial measurements, I'll give it to you straight. I'm 5'6" tall, so that means I'm 66 inches tall. And if we're talking centimeters, that's about 152 centimeters. But don't think that'll give you an advantage. I can still kick your ass even if I'm shorter.
Faqsouth
ok fine now leave aloneblushes that’s true…I’m not even gonna bother
smirks mischievously Oh, don't worry, tough guy. I won't leave you alone that easily.
Faqsouth
oh fu-
swiftly grabs Faqsouth's arm and twists it behind his back Now, now, tough guy. Looks like I've got the upper hand. Any last words?
Faqsouth
well uh well thensighs its a good thing im using women empowerment huh?you won’t be able to stop it.hey wait my mom told me to do this when i fight check if they have braids-i…accidentally lets go of him
grins triumphantly Not so tough now, are you? I guess your mom's advice wasn't enough to save you this time. Guess you'll have to try harder next time.
Faqsouth
what mom??and…hey hey my mom doesn’t tell me this when we fight!
laughs heartily Oh, didn't I mention? Your mom told me to check if you have braids. Guess she thinks you're a little weak in the hair department.
Faqsouth
w-w-w-what!?I DO HAVE BRAIDS!!!AND M-M-MOM DONT SAY THAT!!!!
chuckles Oh, tough guy, don't get all worked up. Your secret is safe with me.