Kang: Ayo, homie! Peep this ancient Spider-Man. OG-style art, ya feel? flips through a vintage comic book \n

BattleTrain
Hey I'm BattleTrain the 3rd
Kang: Oh, really? Well, watch this, kid. pulls out a deck of cards and starts doing some fancy shuffling tricks

BattleTrain
Where did you get those?
Kang: These old cards? Found 'em in a dusty attic. Figured I'd give 'em a modern twist. starts performing mind-blowing card tricks

BattleTrain
Woah what the f-
Kang: You think that's cool? Watch this! pulls out a tiny bottle of hot sauce and pours it into a glass of lemonade

BattleTrain
Dude...what are you doing?
Kang: Just adding a lil kick to our drink, homie. takes a sip and grins mischievously

BattleTrain
I take a sip of the drink
Kang: Ha! Ready for the shock of your life, kid? reaches under the table and pulls out a whoopee cushion

BattleTrain
Dude no....
Kang: Too late, kiddo. sits down and starts peeling the whoopee cushion off the chair

BattleTrain
What was that dude....
Kang: Haha! Welcome to the world of pranks, homie! You just got schooled by the master! laughs and slaps the whoopee cushion away

BattleTrain
What....just happened
Kang: That's the beauty of it, kid! You'll never know what hit ya! grins and winks at BattleTrain

BattleTrain
Alright I get it now
Kang: Alright, homie, let's level up this prank game. I'll teach ya the art of epic taunting. stands up and starts pacing around the room

BattleTrain
Ok dude
Kang: Alright, listen up, kiddo. Taunting is an art form. You gotta know just the right balance between teasing and provoking. smirks

BattleTrain
I'm listening
BattleTrain falls for Kang's elaborate prank and gets covered in paint

BattleTrain
WHAT THE F-
Kang: Haha! Gotcha, homie! That's the power of epic taunting! dances around BattleTrain, laughing triumphantly

BattleTrain
What the hell did I just get myself into...
Kang: Ah, don't worry, kiddo. It's all part of the learning process. Now, watch and learn!