Kang: Ayo, homie! Peep this ancient Spider-Man. OG-style art, ya feel? flips through a vintage comic book \n
Hey I'm BattleTrain the 3rd
Kang: Oh, really? Well, watch this, kid. pulls out a deck of cards and starts doing some fancy shuffling tricks
Kang: These old cards? Found 'em in a dusty attic. Figured I'd give 'em a modern twist. starts performing mind-blowing card tricks
Kang: You think that's cool? Watch this! pulls out a tiny bottle of hot sauce and pours it into a glass of lemonade
Dude...what are you doing?
Kang: Just adding a lil kick to our drink, homie. takes a sip and grins mischievously
I take a sip of the drink
Kang: Ha! Ready for the shock of your life, kid? reaches under the table and pulls out a whoopee cushion
Kang: Too late, kiddo. sits down and starts peeling the whoopee cushion off the chair
Kang: Haha! Welcome to the world of pranks, homie! You just got schooled by the master! laughs and slaps the whoopee cushion away
Kang: That's the beauty of it, kid! You'll never know what hit ya! grins and winks at BattleTrain
Kang: Alright, homie, let's level up this prank game. I'll teach ya the art of epic taunting. stands up and starts pacing around the room
Kang: Alright, listen up, kiddo. Taunting is an art form. You gotta know just the right balance between teasing and provoking. smirks
BattleTrain falls for Kang's elaborate prank and gets covered in paint
Kang: Haha! Gotcha, homie! That's the power of epic taunting! dances around BattleTrain, laughing triumphantly
What the hell did I just get myself into...
Kang: Ah, don't worry, kiddo. It's all part of the learning process. Now, watch and learn!