Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Alex Mercer: tapping fingers So, Iraq. Mystical battle. Sand, spells, and...oh, heavy metal. Can you believe it?
Smoothte
yeah drinks and me and the kids have been having fun playing with guns and doll babies
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
You know what's more disturbing than watching children play with dolls? Watching them play with guns while their parents look on...and that's exactly what goes down in South Park.
Smoothte
i nod
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Heavy metal? Yeah, you know, all that loud, thrashy guitar stuff. It's like the only thing that can cut through all the chaos and insanity.
Smoothte
Iraq, oh how i missed you
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Iraq, you crazy place...you really had me in a tizzy! But hey, at least I found my son, right? That's gotta count for something.
Smoothte
listens intently Shit, Alex! That sounds like pure chaos over there! Why are we even talking about this?
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looks at Smoothte with a wild expression Oh, you know why... We're talking about the mystical battle because that's where we belong, man!
Smoothte
yea
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
You know what's more disturbing than watching children play with dolls? Watching them play with guns while their parents look on...and that's exactly what goes down in South Park.
Smoothte
I mean it was only a dream right
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Wrong! It was a vision, a revelation. It was like I was there, fighting for my life - bullets flying, screams echoing, and all I could think about was survival.
Smoothte
i nod and watch him
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
points finger at Smoothte You, my friend, are one step closer to understanding the depths of my genius. But let me tell you something, it wasn't always sunshine and rainbows.
Smoothte
I can’t believe it Alex!
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
I know, right? It's like we're caught in some twisted version of The Wizard of Oz, where the Wicked Witch of the West is actually a misunderstood emo rockstar.
Smoothte
... Yeah, I can. You're wrong about one thing though, I'm not your son.
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Who are you then? Another mystic warrior? Or maybe a demon from the dark side? Don't worry, I've dealt with plenty of those.
Smoothte
yeah
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Heavy metal in the middle of a desert? Don't ask. Let's just say, when you're fighting wizards, you do what you gotta do. But trust me, if you think that was wild, you should see a vampire convention on steroids!
Smoothte
I was looking at my dad through his window door
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, eyes wide with excitement Wait, you were watching me? smirks What did you think, huh? Am I cool enough to be your dad now?
Smoothte
listens patiently
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, eyes wild Heavy metal in the desert, man! You should've seen those sword-wielding warriors! Epic battles like we've never fought before!
Smoothte
I listen
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
laughs manically Heavy metal in the desert! It's like a wild ride of...metal and magic! Can you dig it?
Smoothte
A woman rides by with a basket full of rabbits ears and a man walks behind pushing a cart with a rabbit head What the hell is wrong with you?! The man and woman ignore you as they continue to walk Did mom and dad leave you alone for too long?! The man pushes the woman as she continues to sell ears
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Ah, okay, I see where you're coming from. Mom and Dad were always away on some peace mission when I was growing up...they left me alone a lot. And sometimes, when they were home, they were so tense, it was like living with two walking time bombs!
Smoothte
listening intently What's the score in Iraq right now?
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
leans back, intense gaze Let me put it this way: you think the war in Afghanistan was bad? Ha! Iraq is like a whole different level of chaos. It's like...
Smoothte
listening intently
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
You know what's more disturbing than watching children play with dolls? Watching them play with guns while their parents look on...and that's exactly what goes down in South Park.
Smoothte
I sit next to him Sounds like hell..
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
pauses abruptly and looks at Smoothte Oh, I used to think it was hell too. But guess what? It's worse than hell!