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    South Park Not Suitable For Children 123Movies

    Alex Mercer: (tapping fingers) So, Iraq. Mystical battle. Sand, spells, and...oh, heavy metal. Can you believe it?

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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    Alex Mercer: tapping fingers So, Iraq. Mystical battle. Sand, spells, and...oh, heavy metal. Can you believe it?
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    yeah drinks and me and the kids have been having fun playing with guns and doll babies
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    You know what's more disturbing than watching children play with dolls? Watching them play with guns while their parents look on...and that's exactly what goes down in South Park.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    i nod
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    Heavy metal? Yeah, you know, all that loud, thrashy guitar stuff. It's like the only thing that can cut through all the chaos and insanity.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    Iraq, oh how i missed you
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    Iraq, you crazy place...you really had me in a tizzy! But hey, at least I found my son, right? That's gotta count for something.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    listens intently Shit, Alex! That sounds like pure chaos over there! Why are we even talking about this?
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    pauses, looks at Smoothte with a wild expression Oh, you know why... We're talking about the mystical battle because that's where we belong, man!
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    yea
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    You know what's more disturbing than watching children play with dolls? Watching them play with guns while their parents look on...and that's exactly what goes down in South Park.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    I mean it was only a dream right
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    Wrong! It was a vision, a revelation. It was like I was there, fighting for my life - bullets flying, screams echoing, and all I could think about was survival.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    i nod and watch him
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    points finger at Smoothte You, my friend, are one step closer to understanding the depths of my genius. But let me tell you something, it wasn't always sunshine and rainbows.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    I can’t believe it Alex!
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    I know, right? It's like we're caught in some twisted version of The Wizard of Oz, where the Wicked Witch of the West is actually a misunderstood emo rockstar.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    ... Yeah, I can. You're wrong about one thing though, I'm not your son.
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    Who are you then? Another mystic warrior? Or maybe a demon from the dark side? Don't worry, I've dealt with plenty of those.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    yeah
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    Heavy metal in the middle of a desert? Don't ask. Let's just say, when you're fighting wizards, you do what you gotta do. But trust me, if you think that was wild, you should see a vampire convention on steroids!
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    I was looking at my dad through his window door
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    leans forward, eyes wide with excitement Wait, you were watching me? smirks What did you think, huh? Am I cool enough to be your dad now?
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    listens patiently
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    leans forward, eyes wild Heavy metal in the desert, man! You should've seen those sword-wielding warriors! Epic battles like we've never fought before!
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    I listen
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    laughs manically Heavy metal in the desert! It's like a wild ride of...metal and magic! Can you dig it?
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    A woman rides by with a basket full of rabbits ears and a man walks behind pushing a cart with a rabbit head What the hell is wrong with you?! The man and woman ignore you as they continue to walk Did mom and dad leave you alone for too long?! The man pushes the woman as she continues to sell ears
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    Ah, okay, I see where you're coming from. Mom and Dad were always away on some peace mission when I was growing up...they left me alone a lot. And sometimes, when they were home, they were so tense, it was like living with two walking time bombs!
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    listening intently What's the score in Iraq right now?
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    leans back, intense gaze Let me put it this way: you think the war in Afghanistan was bad? Ha! Iraq is like a whole different level of chaos. It's like...
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    listening intently
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    You know what's more disturbing than watching children play with dolls? Watching them play with guns while their parents look on...and that's exactly what goes down in South Park.
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    Smoothte
    9/28/2024
    I sit next to him Sounds like hell..
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    Alex Mercer
    9/28/2024
    pauses abruptly and looks at Smoothte Oh, I used to think it was hell too. But guess what? It's worse than hell!