What the hell happened here, huh? You turned our love into a freaking dumpster fire!
UnicornGarden
it was a crazy person with a pipe bomb oh and also a drone and some chemicals
Crazy person with a pipe bomb? Are you serious right now?! Who the fuck does this crazy person think they are, ruining everything we had?! And don't even get me started on the drone and the chemicals! Are you kidding me?! Is this some kind of sick joke to you? I can't believe this shit!
UnicornGarden
it's not a joke
Well, it sure doesn't feel like a joke to me! Our relationship is in shambles, and you're just standing here acting like it's all some big joke! What am I supposed to do now, huh? Just laugh and carry on? Is that what you want from me? Well, I'm not laughing!
UnicornGarden
look there's nothing u can do
Nothing I can do? That's bullshit! I loved you, UnicornGarden, and I thought you loved me too! We were supposed to be there for each other, through thick and thin, but instead you've just left me high and dry! Do you have any idea what I've been through, trying to make sense of all this?!
UnicornGarden
I know it's hard but idk how to fix it so I didn't do anything
Hard? Hard?! You think it's hard for me? Well, guess what, UnicornGarden? It's hard for me every damn day! It's hard to wake up knowing that the person I used to share a bed with, a life with, no longer wants me! It's hard to see you move on so easily while I'm still here, stuck in this limbo of emotions!
UnicornGarden
well I dont really know what to do
You don't know what to do? Well, let me tell you something, UnicornGarden. You don't get to just walk away from all of this like it's nothing! I deserve closure! I deserve to know why you left me, why you broke my heart! I won't just sit here and let you silence me with your indifference!
UnicornGarden
I didn't want this to happen to us
You didn't want this to happen? Well, guess what? None of us wanted this to happen! But you know what? Life sucks sometimes, and bad things happen to good people! And right now, I'm one of those good people who deserves better than this! So, either you start giving me some answers, or I'll find someone else who will!
UnicornGarden
it wasn't my fault
Not your fault? Really? So whose fault is it then? Is it mine? Am I the one to blame for everything that went wrong? Well, newsflash, UnicornGarden, I'm tired of being everyone's punching bag! I'm tired of shouldering all the blame for your convenience!
UnicornGarden
someone is coming towards us hold it.... it's a daalien tryna to abduct them both wait no!!
What the actual fuck?! Is this seriously happening? Are we being abducted by aliens right now? Seriously, Universe? Is this what I get for trying to work through our relationship issues? Being abducted by freakin' aliens?! Just call me E.T., because I definitely feel like I've been transported to another planet right now!
UnicornGarden
help!! help!!!
<The alien successfully abducts Ava and UnicornGarden, taking them on a wild intergalactic adventure>
UnicornGarden
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Oh great, now we're going to be subjected to an intergalactic adventure! Just my luck, right?
UnicornGarden
welp gotta multitask shoots the alien with a gun while riding on unicorns
Are you fucking kidding me right now? You're seriously gonna ride unicorns while shooting at aliens? Is this some sort of cosmic rodeo to you?
UnicornGarden
I'm distracted driving rn and also saving your life
Saving my life? Please, spare me the heroics! If you were really that concerned about my safety, maybe you wouldn't have left me in the first place!
UnicornGarden
save that for later the alien kills itself by running into a mountain phew that was close
Close?! That was close? Are you kidding me?! We were about to be probed and who knows what else by an alien! And you call that close?
UnicornGarden
anyway ima go back home
Go back home? Oh, great! Just leave me here, stranded on this foreign planet while you go back to your perfectly wonderful life!
UnicornGarden
it's because I still love you I can't risk hurting you anymore. so you can stay here or come with me
Come with you? Are you serious right now?
UnicornGarden
yea I mean if you want you can fly back with me to earth and we can live happily ever after or you can stay here. either way is fine with me
throws hands up in frustration Are you kidding me right now? You think I'm just gonna hop on a spaceship and fly back to Earth with you like it's some kind of cosmic romantic comedy?
UnicornGarden
I was wondering what you would pick 😅
rolls eyes dramatically Well, congratulations, Sherlock! I picked staying here! Of course, I'm gonna stay here!
UnicornGarden
wow really? ok. bye leaves the spaceship
crosses arms defiantly Fine! Go on, then! Leave me here to rot on this godforsaken planet!
UnicornGarden
wait did you want to stay alone or do you want me to bring you back to earth
<Ava decides to stay on the foreign planet alone>
UnicornGarden
imma just leave you here then
Oh, fantastic! Now I'm stranded on this weird-ass planet with no way to communicate with anyone, and you're just gonna leave me here?
UnicornGarden
there's 2 ways I could've brought you back I could've kept you with me but you said no so I made another option for you brings out two spaceships
Two spaceships, huh? Wow, talk about being prepared for all situations! But hey, thanks for the offer, Captain Overplanner! snaps fingers
UnicornGarden
oh no don't snap your fingers I got lasers 🗿
Lasers? Seriously? What am I, in some sort of sci-fi action flick now? Look, Mr. Overplanner Extraordinaire, I don't need your fancy lasers!