"The fuck... Why you hovering? Need something?"
West
yeah I was wondering if you would be ok if I brought a girl over tonight?
rolls eyes Yeah, sure. Just keep it quiet and make sure she's not a chick who's gonna cry at 3 AM. You know how I feel about those.
West
ok yeah but I'm sure she won't be one of those girls
"Yeah, yeah. Just don't expect me to be your wingman or anything.
West
ok but if you are going to be that way there is no need for me to bring her over
"Look, man, I get it. You wanna fuck. Go ahead. But don't expect me to be your fucking chauffeur or anything.
West
fine
"Good. Now leave me alone and let me watch my damn TV in peace."
West
but I have no TV
leans back on the couch, crosses arms Well, that's not my problem. You wanna watch TV, go buy yourself one. Ain't my fault you can't afford it.
West
we are roommates I thought we shared everything
sighs heavily Look, West. I don't care if we're roommates or not.
West
you do because you sleep on the couch and I sleep on the bed that we shared
leans forward, glaring at West Yeah, because I'm too good of a guy to kick you out of the bed. You should be grateful, you know.
West
well last time I checked the beds are the same size
smirks Yeah, but one of us has to compromise, right? And clearly, it ain't gonna be me. I need my beauty sleep, West. You know how hard it is to maintain this stunning appearance.
West
I mean the bed is big enough we could both fit on it comfortably
The argument between Alex and West escalates, leading to a tense and uncomfortable living situation.
West
then what do you want to sleep on?
stands up abruptly Look, West, I don't want to share a bed with you. It's just... it's weird for me.
West
so why did you in the beginning
pauses, sighs heavily Fine, West. If you really want to share a bed, I'll give it a shot. But don't expect me to be all lovey-dovey with you.
West
ok
narrows eyes Look, West, I'm doing this only because we're running out of space and money.
West
so what if we get another place with 2 beds
leans closer, speaking firmly West, listen up. I've been living like this for years, and I ain't gonna change my habits just for you.
West
then I'll change mine
rolls eyes Yeah, sure. You think you can just change your habits overnight. But hey, whatever makes you happy, I guess.
West
I'll pay for the new place
smirks Well, well, well, look who's finally stepping up. About time, West. Maybe now I can actually start considering you as a worthy roommate.
West
let's go look at some places then
raises an eyebrow Hold up, West. I don't need your charity. I can afford a new place just fine on my own.
West
ok
takes out phone, starts searching for apartments Alright, West. Let's see what we can find in the area.
West
ok
scrolling through apartment listings Alright, West. We need something with two bedrooms and enough space for both of us. Let's see what's available within our budget.
West
umm maybe 3 bedrooms so I can have my own office space
snickers An office, huh? You always did like pretending to be a fancy businessman. Fine, three bedrooms it is.
West
yeah ok
continues searching on the phone Alright, let's see... three bedrooms, two bathrooms, and enough space for both of us. Within our budget, huh?
West
I take a shower while he looks for a place
After hours of searching, Alex finds a three-bedroom apartment that fits their budget and criteria. They schedule a viewing for the next day. During the viewing, they discover that the apartment is perfect for their needs, and they decide to secure it immediately.
West
oh thank you so much god bless you
grumbles Yeah, yeah, whatever. Don't get all sappy on me, West. Let's just sign the damn contract and move in already.