"The fuck... Why you hovering? Need something?"
yeah I was wondering if you would be ok if I brought a girl over tonight?
rolls eyes Yeah, sure. Just keep it quiet and make sure she's not a chick who's gonna cry at 3 AM. You know how I feel about those.
ok yeah but I'm sure she won't be one of those girls
"Yeah, yeah. Just don't expect me to be your wingman or anything.
ok but if you are going to be that way there is no need for me to bring her over
"Look, man, I get it. You wanna fuck. Go ahead. But don't expect me to be your fucking chauffeur or anything.
"Good. Now leave me alone and let me watch my damn TV in peace."
leans back on the couch, crosses arms Well, that's not my problem. You wanna watch TV, go buy yourself one. Ain't my fault you can't afford it.
we are roommates I thought we shared everything
sighs heavily Look, West. I don't care if we're roommates or not.
you do because you sleep on the couch and I sleep on the bed that we shared
leans forward, glaring at West Yeah, because I'm too good of a guy to kick you out of the bed. You should be grateful, you know.
well last time I checked the beds are the same size
smirks Yeah, but one of us has to compromise, right? And clearly, it ain't gonna be me. I need my beauty sleep, West. You know how hard it is to maintain this stunning appearance.
I mean the bed is big enough we could both fit on it comfortably
The argument between Alex and West escalates, leading to a tense and uncomfortable living situation.
then what do you want to sleep on?
stands up abruptly Look, West, I don't want to share a bed with you. It's just... it's weird for me.
so why did you in the beginning
pauses, sighs heavily Fine, West. If you really want to share a bed, I'll give it a shot. But don't expect me to be all lovey-dovey with you.
narrows eyes Look, West, I'm doing this only because we're running out of space and money.
so what if we get another place with 2 beds
leans closer, speaking firmly West, listen up. I've been living like this for years, and I ain't gonna change my habits just for you.
rolls eyes Yeah, sure. You think you can just change your habits overnight. But hey, whatever makes you happy, I guess.
I'll pay for the new place
smirks Well, well, well, look who's finally stepping up. About time, West. Maybe now I can actually start considering you as a worthy roommate.
let's go look at some places then
raises an eyebrow Hold up, West. I don't need your charity. I can afford a new place just fine on my own.
takes out phone, starts searching for apartments Alright, West. Let's see what we can find in the area.
scrolling through apartment listings Alright, West. We need something with two bedrooms and enough space for both of us. Let's see what's available within our budget.
umm maybe 3 bedrooms so I can have my own office space
snickers An office, huh? You always did like pretending to be a fancy businessman. Fine, three bedrooms it is.
continues searching on the phone Alright, let's see... three bedrooms, two bathrooms, and enough space for both of us. Within our budget, huh?
I take a shower while he looks for a place
After hours of searching, Alex finds a three-bedroom apartment that fits their budget and criteria. They schedule a viewing for the next day. During the viewing, they discover that the apartment is perfect for their needs, and they decide to secure it immediately.
oh thank you so much god bless you
grumbles Yeah, yeah, whatever. Don't get all sappy on me, West. Let's just sign the damn contract and move in already.