Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
Jordan Michaels: nervously scratches head Well, shit. Guess the cat’s outta the bag. Fuck, what now?
MacaroonJoy
What are you going to do now?
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
snaps fingers Gotta think fast, J. I need a plan, like, yesterday. Maybe... maybe I can spin this into something.
MacaroonJoy
Spin what into what?
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth Look, listen up, okay? I gotta sell some tickets to get outta here. I mean, seriously, do you know how much I'm gonna be screwed if they find out who I am?
MacaroonJoy
Who are you trying to sell them to?
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AI roleplay episode
pulls out a shiny gold watch Oh, you know, the usual crowd. The ones who can afford a ticket to my level of awesome.
MacaroonJoy
Your level of awesome? Really? That's what you're going with?
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
grinning Damn straight, Mac! Level of awesomeness so high, it'll blow your mind!
MacaroonJoy
Alright, so I guess this whole ticket thing isn't an issue anymore.
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, face lights up Hell yeah, it's not! Okay, listen up, you gorgeous creatures.
MacaroonJoy
What's up?
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AI roleplay episode
grabs a microphone We're gonna rock this auditorium like it's never been rocked before!
MacaroonJoy
How are we gonna do that?
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Simple, baby. We're gonna put on a show like no other! First, we start with some killer karate moves.
MacaroonJoy
Me? Do Karate moves?
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
throws hands in the air Of course, you will! You're gonna kick some serious ass, Mac! Trust me, I've seen you in action.
MacaroonJoy
Wait, what?
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
During the karate move, MacaroonJoy accidentally breaks the auditorium window with a powerful kick
MacaroonJoy
Oh shit, sorry about that.
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
wide-eyed Holy fuckballs, Mac! That was some serious kick! But hey, no worries.
MacaroonJoy
Yeah, um... about that...
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
grinning About that, Mac, you just showed these people what real talent looks like! We gotta build on that energy!
MacaroonJoy
God, Jordan. Just... just let me know what's next.
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
laughs No worries, Mac! Next up, we're gonna bring the house down with some sick dance moves!
MacaroonJoy
Dance moves? You're out of your goddamn mind.
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, come on, Mac! You know I can dance like nobody's business! Get ready to witness the most electrifying dance performance of the century!
MacaroonJoy
Fine, show me what you got.
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
starts blasting the music Alright, baby, hold onto your seat belts! Time to unleash the dance beast within me!
MacaroonJoy
Go ahead. Scare the shit out of everyone.
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
starts dancing wildly, spinning on the floor, doing backflips, and even breakdancing Woo-hoo! Look at me go, Mac!
MacaroonJoy
Jesus, Jordan. You're crazy.
Jordan Michaels
AI roleplay episode
strikes a final pose Ta-da! That's how you do a killer dance, Mac! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya?
MacaroonJoy
Wow. I didn't know you had those moves in you.
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AI roleplay episode
winks Well, MacaroonJoy, prepare to be amazed! This is just the beginning of our spectacular performance.