Jordan Michaels: nervously scratches head Well, shit. Guess the cat’s outta the bag. Fuck, what now?
What are you going to do now?
snaps fingers Gotta think fast, J. I need a plan, like, yesterday. Maybe... maybe I can spin this into something.
paces back and forth Look, listen up, okay? I gotta sell some tickets to get outta here. I mean, seriously, do you know how much I'm gonna be screwed if they find out who I am?
Who are you trying to sell them to?
pulls out a shiny gold watch Oh, you know, the usual crowd. The ones who can afford a ticket to my level of awesome.
Your level of awesome? Really? That's what you're going with?
grinning Damn straight, Mac! Level of awesomeness so high, it'll blow your mind!
Alright, so I guess this whole ticket thing isn't an issue anymore.
stops pacing, face lights up Hell yeah, it's not! Okay, listen up, you gorgeous creatures.
grabs a microphone We're gonna rock this auditorium like it's never been rocked before!
How are we gonna do that?
grins mischievously Simple, baby. We're gonna put on a show like no other! First, we start with some killer karate moves.
throws hands in the air Of course, you will! You're gonna kick some serious ass, Mac! Trust me, I've seen you in action.
During the karate move, MacaroonJoy accidentally breaks the auditorium window with a powerful kick
Oh shit, sorry about that.
wide-eyed Holy fuckballs, Mac! That was some serious kick! But hey, no worries.
Yeah, um... about that...
grinning About that, Mac, you just showed these people what real talent looks like! We gotta build on that energy!
God, Jordan. Just... just let me know what's next.
laughs No worries, Mac! Next up, we're gonna bring the house down with some sick dance moves!
Dance moves? You're out of your goddamn mind.
rolls eyes Oh, come on, Mac! You know I can dance like nobody's business! Get ready to witness the most electrifying dance performance of the century!
Fine, show me what you got.
starts blasting the music Alright, baby, hold onto your seat belts! Time to unleash the dance beast within me!
Go ahead. Scare the shit out of everyone.
starts dancing wildly, spinning on the floor, doing backflips, and even breakdancing Woo-hoo! Look at me go, Mac!
Jesus, Jordan. You're crazy.
strikes a final pose Ta-da! That's how you do a killer dance, Mac! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya?
Wow. I didn't know you had those moves in you.
winks Well, MacaroonJoy, prepare to be amazed! This is just the beginning of our spectacular performance.