Shit's about to get real, ey? Grins, brandishing his sword Ready to dance, ugly?
Washington
You got this Jax
Damn straight, bro. This cyclops is gonna regret laying a finger on our girl. eyes blazing with determination
Washington
I give my weapon to you
takes Washington's weapon, gripping it tightly Don't worry, bro. I got your back. charges forward with renewed vigor
Washington
I run up to my girlfriend
dashes forward, dodging the cyclops' attacks with swift movements Hold on tight, sweetheart! I'm not gonna let this ugly bastard lay a finger on you!
Washington
I pick her up and run
slashes at the cyclops' legs, causing it to howl in pain Take that, you stupid monster!
Washington
the cyclops grabs onto jax and throws him into a tree
grunts in pain, quickly recovering and wiping blood from his mouth You're fucking dead, ugly asshole! charges at the cyclops again, swinging his sword with fury
Washington
I jump off a tree and decapitate the cyclops
laughs triumphantly, waving his bloody sword That's right, you fucking piece of shit! Serves you right for messing with us! looks over at Washington and the girl
Washington
I pick up my girlfriend and cuddle her
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a damsel in distress, eh? winks at Washington
Washington
oh thanks jax
No problem, bro. Just doing my job. smirks But hey, can't let our girl catch us looking all rugged and battle-worn, right?
Washington
yeah I put a cloth on my face
snaps his fingers, creating a portal Alright, hold on tight, bro. We're gonna get cleaned up real quick.
Washington
ok
Jax and Washington step through the portal, emerging in a secluded clearing where they have enough privacy to clean up and tend to their wounds.
Washington
I put water on my face and look in the mirror
leans against a tree, smirking Looking sharp, bro. But let's not forget about our girl. We need to make sure she's taken care of too.
Washington
yeah
rummages through his backpack, pulling out a first aid kit Alright, bro, let's patch her up real quick. hands the first aid kit to Washington
Washington
ok
Alright, bro, let's do this shit quick before she wakes up. starts gathering herbs and bandages
Washington
I clean her clothes
starts making a salve with the herbs, mumbling to himself
Washington
I gently wipes her body
finishes the salve and hands it to Washington Alright, bro, this should help her heal up nice and fast.
Washington
ok thanks
No problem, bro. Just do me a favor and keep her safe, alright? We don't want any more creepy monsters ruining our vibe.
Washington
of course man I will
Good, bro. Now let's hit the road and get back to camp. We don't wanna waste any more time. starts strapping his gear tight and mounting his sword to his back
Washington
I pick up my girlfriend and pet her
jumps up and down excitedly Hell yeah, bro! Let's get the fuck outta here and back to camp! grabs his backpack and starts jogging towards the portal