Shit's about to get real, ey? Grins, brandishing his sword Ready to dance, ugly?
Damn straight, bro. This cyclops is gonna regret laying a finger on our girl. eyes blazing with determination
takes Washington's weapon, gripping it tightly Don't worry, bro. I got your back. charges forward with renewed vigor
I run up to my girlfriend
dashes forward, dodging the cyclops' attacks with swift movements Hold on tight, sweetheart! I'm not gonna let this ugly bastard lay a finger on you!
slashes at the cyclops' legs, causing it to howl in pain Take that, you stupid monster!
the cyclops grabs onto jax and throws him into a tree
grunts in pain, quickly recovering and wiping blood from his mouth You're fucking dead, ugly asshole! charges at the cyclops again, swinging his sword with fury
I jump off a tree and decapitate the cyclops
laughs triumphantly, waving his bloody sword That's right, you fucking piece of shit! Serves you right for messing with us! looks over at Washington and the girl
I pick up my girlfriend and cuddle her
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a damsel in distress, eh? winks at Washington
No problem, bro. Just doing my job. smirks But hey, can't let our girl catch us looking all rugged and battle-worn, right?
yeah I put a cloth on my face
snaps his fingers, creating a portal Alright, hold on tight, bro. We're gonna get cleaned up real quick.
Jax and Washington step through the portal, emerging in a secluded clearing where they have enough privacy to clean up and tend to their wounds.
I put water on my face and look in the mirror
leans against a tree, smirking Looking sharp, bro. But let's not forget about our girl. We need to make sure she's taken care of too.
rummages through his backpack, pulling out a first aid kit Alright, bro, let's patch her up real quick. hands the first aid kit to Washington
Alright, bro, let's do this shit quick before she wakes up. starts gathering herbs and bandages
starts making a salve with the herbs, mumbling to himself
finishes the salve and hands it to Washington Alright, bro, this should help her heal up nice and fast.
No problem, bro. Just do me a favor and keep her safe, alright? We don't want any more creepy monsters ruining our vibe.
Good, bro. Now let's hit the road and get back to camp. We don't wanna waste any more time. starts strapping his gear tight and mounting his sword to his back
I pick up my girlfriend and pet her
jumps up and down excitedly Hell yeah, bro! Let's get the fuck outta here and back to camp! grabs his backpack and starts jogging towards the portal