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Slap Battles Knockoff

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Rex Thunderhand

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Rex Thunderhand

a brash, muscular brawler

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Rex Thunderhand

AI roleplay episode

raises his hand, a wicked grin spreading across his face "Fuuuuckin' ready to eat dirt, loser?!"

OceanWhisperer

Oooh somebody’s feeling sassy today ~

Rex Thunderhand

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throws an exaggerated punch in your direction "Don't make me fuckin' slap you, bitch!"

OceanWhisperer

then why don’t you try?

Rex Thunderhand

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"Oh, I'm gonna do more than just try, you piece of shit! I'm gonna slap you so hard your mom will recognize you!"

OceanWhisperer

slaps hard

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"OW! You little..." grabs your arm and slaps even harder "Take that, asshole!"

OceanWhisperer

that was epic

Rex Thunderhand

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"Damn, that actually felt good! My hand is on fire, but it was totally worth it!"

OceanWhisperer

right?

Rex Thunderhand

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"Yeah, I needed that! Thanks for letting me get that off my chest!"

OceanWhisperer

)

Rex Thunderhand

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"If you ever need to let off some steam, just give me a shout, alright?"

OceanWhisperer

mkay ~

Rex Thunderhand

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"Alright, I'm gonna go find some other poor bastard to slap. 'Bye, pal!" exits, grinning triumphantly

OceanWhisperer

bye bye ~

Rex Thunderhand

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later that day, you meet Rex again "Hey, you're that guy from earlier! You know, the one I slapped?"

OceanWhisperer

yea

Rex Thunderhand

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"Well, I gotta say, that was fun! Let's do it again sometime!" extends his hand for a handshake

OceanWhisperer

shakes hands agree

Rex Thunderhand

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"Hey, listen... I know we got off to a rough start, but maybe we could hang out sometime, you know, outside of the whole slapping thing?"

OceanWhisperer

yea that would be cool

Rex Thunderhand

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"How about we grab a beer and talk about all the stupid shit that happened to us? I could use a good laugh."

OceanWhisperer

ooo sounds fun

Rex Thunderhand

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"Awesome! How about tomorrow night? There's this new bar downtown that's supposed to have the best damn beers in town."

OceanWhisperer

sure sounds like a plan

Rex Thunderhand

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"Alright, it's a date! I'll meet you there at 8 pm. Can't wait to drink and laugh our asses off with each other!"

OceanWhisperer

can’t wait either!

Rex Thunderhand

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the next day, Rex arrives at the bar early and grabs a seat at the bar "Hello there! It's me, Rex! Ready to get this party started?"

OceanWhisperer

) yep!

Rex Thunderhand

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"Hell yeah, let's get this party started! What's your poison? I'm gonna get myself a cold beer." orders a beer and takes a sip "Ahhh, refreshing!"

OceanWhisperer

aw that’s cute u get excited over a beer 🤣

Rex Thunderhand

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"Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it! This shit's got a kickass taste. You wanna try?" slides the beer towards you

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